October 28th, 2015 10:41 am    414 comments

IDLIB: BLACKOUT ON JISR AL-SHUGHOOR AS BATTLES INTENSIFY; RUSSIANS ABORT SAUDI/JORDANIAN/ZIONIST OPERATION AGAINST DAMASCUS; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 100 RATS IN IDLIB

DAMASCUS:  Two weeks ago, joint Syrian/Russian/HZB intelligence services coupled with decisive satellite Intel saw an unusually large buildup of Jaysh Al-Islam rats at Dhaahiyat Al-Assad and Jawbar.  The intelligence was quickly analyzed and compared with other data acquired from surveillance of the MOK HQ in Hashemite Jordan where Saudi-Jordanian-Zionist officers were planning the frontal assault…

August 6th, 2015 12:05 pm    147 comments

TERRORIST RATS DENIED ESCAPE FROM ZABADAANI; SYRIAN CITIZENS DEMAND ‘ALLOOSH’S RESIGNATION IN HUGE DEMO; 36 ALQAEDA RATS DIE IN LATAKIA

LATAKIA:  At the contested town of Al-Rubay’ah, the SAA has killed 36 rodents belonging to the Erdoghan-supported Alqaeda franchise called Al-Nusra.  A truck loaded with ammunition bought by the Saudi apes was also destroyed.  The SAA turned its guns on this area after a devastating assault on Alqaeda at Watiyy Sa’du Village, where 6 rodents…

November 30th, 2014 01:36 pm    51 comments

SYRIAN ARMY RELENTLESS IN AL-HASAKA

AL-HASAKA:   Makhroom:  Army officials have announced the deaths of scores of rats after a lengthy battle with ISIS in this area.  The scene is still being assessed and no details have been published so far.   Umm Al-Kibar:  On the Euphrates.  More fighting as the SAA is beginning to dislodge formerly entrenched ISIS rodents…

June 30th, 2014 06:48 pm    23 comments

SANA ANNOUNCES 404 AMNESTY REQUESTS TODAY IN PROVINCES!

  URGENT:  THE AMNESTY PROGRAM IS WORKING AS THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HAS ANNOUNCED THE SURRENDER OF 404 CITIZENS IN THE FOLLOWING PROVINCES: IDLIB, DAMASCUS, HOMS, DAYR EL-ZOR, ALEPPO, AL-SUWAYDAA, AL-RAQQA, AL-HASAKA AND LATAKIA. VERY IMPORTANT:  A MAJOR DEFEAT FOR NUSRA IN DAAR AL-KABEERA, HOMS PROVINCE.  This town was the preferred resting point for the terrorists…