April 21st, 2014 08:04 am    29 comments

TRAPPED RATS CANT LEAVE PROVERBIAL SHIP IN LATAKIA

  SALMA:  To the south.  The SAA has found one of the last warehouses used by the Salafist rodents to store their weapons in the eastern part of the north coastal mountains.  Inside were boxes of ammunition which were desperately needed by abandoned rodents in Kasab and Al-Samraa.  The SAA came upon the cache by…

April 20th, 2014 10:37 am    19 comments

SAUDI RODENTS SEEK REFUGE IN SAUDI EMBASSY IN LEBANON

  With reports of a massive influx of Saudi “students” into the United States (111,000), the Lebanese got their share of the rancid pie by having to entertain a mere 41 Wahhabist MERS-carrying, Syphilis-infected, Saudi lepers who sought “refuge” from the war their own simian superiors started in Syria.  Most were embedded among Syrian refugees…

April 19th, 2014 08:37 am    6 comments

ALEPPO TERRORISTS FUMBLE AND STUMBLE IN AL-ZAHRAA QUARTER

      The traitors to the flag and people of Syria are betting all their chips on the rodent foreigners in Aleppo.  Why, some, like Kamal Labwaani, have promised the Zionist Prime Minister, Benny Mileikowski (a/k/a “Netanyahu”) many kisses and all the Golan Heights if the Zionist Settler State would invade Labwaani’s own former…

April 18th, 2014 08:09 am    14 comments

OLD HOMS ABOUT TO FALL TO SAA

  It should be obvious to everyone that the terrorist communique translated and published by SyrPer last week should have heralded the end of the rat presence in Old Homs.  It actually did.  Almost every Syrian rat turned himself in to the authorities for Amnesty consideration.  Some were, of course, army deserters who had to…

April 18th, 2014 07:49 am    18 comments

ANOTHER TUNISIAN RODENT EATS HELLS FLAMES IN IDLIB

He’s the one on the far right standing alongside fellow Hell-denizens from Chechnya and Yemen.  He is ‘Umar ‘Abbooda, 28 years old from the Grand Fortress area of Soosa Province.  That’s where John Phillip Sousa comes from. IDLIB:  RAT SAVAGE KILLED TERRORISING SYRIANS IN IDLIB. SyrPer lifts a proud middle finger at the family of…

April 13th, 2014 08:39 am    36 comments

SAA PURSUES DEFEATED TERRORISTS IN ALEPPO

SCORES OF RATS KILLED BY SAA AND SAAF IN NORTHERN ALEPPO: SyrPer has confirmed that 63 rodents have been killed and 181 wounded in a new effort by Erdoghan to breathe life into his catastrophic plan to revive the old Ottoman Empire.  At the following locations, the rats met death: Jubb Ghabsha Baabees Icarda Al-Shuwayhna…

April 11th, 2014 10:24 am    16 comments

SYRIA DESTROYS VANS FROM TURKEY CARRYING EXPLOSIVES

  LATAKIA: This just in from Wael: The SAA has confirmed the destruction of 3 trucks entering the Kassab area last night all containing together an estimated 200 tons of military-grade TNT and C-4.  The vans were a Volvo, Mercedes and Scania type with 6 “volunteer” medical doctors.  The Turkish regime of Erdoghan, as we…