August 23rd, 2015 11:17 am    111 comments

AL-ZABADAANI: TERRORIST RESISTANCE FAILING; 56 TERRORIST JACKALS KILLED IN LATAKIA; ZIAD’S INTERVIEW WITH DR. STAGGENBORG

DAMASCUS:  There is some scuttlebutt concerning the death of the Rat King of Doumaa, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, but, no confirmation yet.  Oh, he’s going to die violently, to be sure, yet, maybe it’s not in our interest yet to see him fly off into another dimension.  You see, ’Alloosh is a doofus who leads his rats…

September 2nd, 2014 12:15 pm    174 comments

DAYR EL-ZOR AND THE SMASHED ISIS FLIES ON THE WALL; SYRIAN ARMY REGAINS AL-JADHAL GAS FIELD IN HOMS

THE LAST 4 DAYS HAVE BEEN VERY BAD FOR ISIS.  The lost commanders at the Dayr El-Zor AB cannot be merely replaced as though the cult had some officer training school with rats at the ready, incompetent rubes with fly swatters will be advanced to continue the doomed assault in this superbly protected military asset. …