February 8th, 2014 11:11 am    7 comments

AHMAD JARBA; EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MERCURY NEWS SERVICE

Brunhilde Liebesbombe, seen here, (ca 1964) preparing for her first interview with Oleg Penkovsky. Unfortunately, Colonel Penkovsky was indisposed, having been executed for treason. February 7, 2014 (Istanbul).  Right from the heart of the former capital of the Ottoman Empire, Constantinople itself (Istanbul is  Constantinople), the Mercury News Service is proud to announce a major…

April 30th, 2013 12:16 pm    28 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 30, 2013 – SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S AWARD TO PRINCE HAMAD OF QATAR FOR SERVICE TO THE SYRIAN MILITARY ESTABLISHMENT

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AWARDS THE “MOUSA IBN NUSAYR MEDAL” TO PRINCE HAMAD OF QATAR FOR SERVICE TO THE SYRIAN MILITARY ESTABLISHMENT MEDAL ONLY GIVEN TO THOSE WHOSE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE SYRIAN ARMY AND GOVERNMENT EXCEED EXPECTATIONS AND EVIDENCE A GENUINE COMMITMENT TO THE ANNIHILATION OF SYRIA’S ENEMIES Prince Hamad of Qatar seen here explaining to Khadija…

August 3rd, 2012 03:30 pm    1 comment

AUGUST 3, 2012 – THIRD POST – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH HAITHAM AL-MALEH

AUGUST 3, 2012 – THIRD POSTING – MNS INTERVIEWS HAITHAN AL-MALEH, NEWLY SELF-APPOINTED SOMETHING OR ANOTHER FOR THE “TRUSTEES OF THE SYRIAN REVOLUTION”.    (Many of our readers have never heard of Haithan Al-Maleh.  And that will probably not change much even after reading this interview.  He is a long-time jailbird, pest and Sunni Islamist activist/terrorist…

July 23rd, 2012 07:34 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXPLAINS THE EU’S ECONOMIC PROBLEMS FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

THIRD POST – JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXPLAINS THE EU’S ECONOMIC PROBLEMS FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT EXPLAINING THE EUROPEAN UNION ECONOMIC MELTDOWN FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE Taudrey LaPeste, special to MNS,  reporting from Schnappsburg, Germany.  Photography by Ogden Orffe and Belinda Bellicose. (Schnappsburg) – Many months have passed since Germany recognized that it would be the only EU member possessing the kind of economic…

July 11th, 2012 01:54 pm    Comments Off on FIRST POST – JULY 11, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES THIS YEARS CANDIDATES FOR 2011 DUFUS OF THE YEAR

FIRST POST – JULY 11, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES THIS YEARS CANDIDATES FOR 2011 DUFUS OF THE YEAR

FIRST POST- JULY 11, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES LAST YEARS NOMINEES FOR DUFUS OF THE YEAR:  The Board of Governors of Mercury News Service Ltd. has convened a plenary session of all members to finalize 2011’s prestigious DUFUS OF THE YEAR.  The actual winner will be announced after subscribers’ votes are counted.  President…

June 5th, 2012 02:10 pm    Comments Off on MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE: BBC TO BE SOLD TO ARABIAN CARTEL!! ONE MORE STEP TOWARD ARABIZATION OF ALBION.

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE: BBC TO BE SOLD TO ARABIAN CARTEL!! ONE MORE STEP TOWARD ARABIZATION OF ALBION.

JUNE 5, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE:  ARABIAN CARTEL BUYS THE BBC FOR UNDISCLOSED SUM OF MONEY.   HEAD OF CARTEL PROMISES “BOLDER FABRICATIONS”!  McBundy Fitzfroth reporting from London.   Brunhilde Liebesbombe contributed to this report. Coming immediately after Queen Elizabeth’s Diamong Jubilee and amidst the hurly-burly of festivities along the entire length of the Thames River,…

January 24th, 2012 05:05 pm    Comments Off on AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE PICKS NON-EXISTENT SYRIANS;

AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE PICKS NON-EXISTENT SYRIANS;

January 24, 2012 – Some of you might have heard that a Syrian-American young man went to his homeland to study engineering at Al-Yarmuk University.  He, of course, disappeared and the State Department claims that it is in contact with Syrian authorities in an effort to find him.  This case sounds like the U.S. manipulating…

September 30th, 2011 06:41 pm    Comments Off on STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

September 30, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – According to professional virago and fabricator, HILLARY CLINTON, wife of former president and incorrigible satyr, William Clinton, Syria’s government is to be condemned for the “unwarranted attack” on Ambassador Ford while he and his staff were conducting normal embassy business….”.  Hmm.  Normal embassy business?  Do ambassadors run around…