November 16th, 2016 08:33 am    142 comments

RUN, RODENT, RUN! THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU IN ALEPPO! 24 HOUR WARNING HAS RUN OUT AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

HAMA:    Tallat Buraydeej:  In the northwest rural area of Hama, Jaysh Al-Nasr and Tajammu’ Al-‘Izza, tried to occupy checkpoints of the SAA but were decimated during the dawn of Monday, November 14, 2016.  3 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed along with 2 transport trucks containing weapons and ammunition.   Hilfaayaa:  Citizens have informed…

June 1st, 2012 04:21 pm    Comments Off on JUNE 1, 2012 – SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S ELEGANT ODE TO THE BBC PUBLISHED FOR THE FIRST TIME;

JUNE 1, 2012 – SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S ELEGANT ODE TO THE BBC PUBLISHED FOR THE FIRST TIME;

JUNE 1, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE IS HONOURED TO PUBLISH FOR THE FIRST TIME SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S ODE TO THE BRITISH BROADCASTING SERVICE (BBC).  It was written during Sir Run Run’s exile in Vienna in 1985 but was never published due to fears of British defamation laws.  But, Mercury News Service legal staff…

April 1st, 2012 02:54 pm    Comments Off on FRUSTRATION AT COMPUTER ON THE FRITZ; CONTINUING POEM BY SIR RUN RUN SHAW;

FRUSTRATION AT COMPUTER ON THE FRITZ; CONTINUING POEM BY SIR RUN RUN SHAW;

April Fool’s Day – April 1, 2012 – FIRST POST – I am sick of technical problems.  My PC where I perform almost all of my postings and where I memorialize the genius of my inner life, is on the fritz.  I called Proscia at 9:15 a.m. this Sunday and let the phone ring once, realizing…

February 23rd, 2012 12:46 pm    Comments Off on THE LEGEND OF STINGY JIM, A NEW POEM BY SIR RUN RUN SHAW;

THE LEGEND OF STINGY JIM, A NEW POEM BY SIR RUN RUN SHAW;

February 23, 2012 – CONTRIBUTING POET LAUREATE OF THE EAST AND SOUTH PACIFIC, SIR RUN RUN SHAW, PUBLISHES HIS LATEST WORK FROM THE UPANISHADS OF ENNUI:                                                  THE LEGEND OF STINGY JIM                                                                  PART FIRST In what hellish hole dost thou prowl the night to plunge thy fell syringe?By what right claimst you my soul, my honor; or…

February 3rd, 2012 07:05 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST: SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S NEWEST SONNET

SECOND POST: SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S NEWEST SONNET

SECOND POST – February 3, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS CULTURAL INSTITUTE IS PROUD TO PRESENT SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S LATEST CONTRIBUTION:                                             COFFEE IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA Every day a comely lady tells me she just finishedSome orb-shaped pot with lots of grinds and so much caffeine in it;But if the truth be told;…

January 31st, 2012 08:15 pm    Comments Off on SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S ODE TO PORCINA;

SIR RUN RUN SHAW’S ODE TO PORCINA;

Upon this verdant lea I lie to ponder thorn and thistle,What makes a voyage in time apply its soft, plaintive whistle,Or what tests a sailors grit or grinds his soul and gristle,Is only that which makes me pine, it also makes me bristle. Anger wells up within me with thoughts, so loud and lurid,As though a dream had reached its end, a message hardly lucid,I…

August 27th, 2011 01:54 pm    Comments Off on THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

August 27, 2011 – This straight from Syria.  All my sources tell me that this last weekend was the most uneventful of all.  That’s right, demonstrations were few in number and mostly in “INTELLECTUAL CAPITALS” of the country in the far eastern corner.  The notoriously dishonest dissident movement claims that two people died yesterday although my sources…