April 18th, 2016 03:03 pm    242 comments

HAMA: AMERICAN TERRORISTS MASSACRED IN HAMA AS ARMY CONTINUES ONSLAUGHT TO PROTECT CHRISTIANS FROM OBAMA’S ISLAMIST MURDERERS!

HAMA:  My. My. With all the talk about the Geneva negotiations falling apart you’d think there would be many disappointed faces in Damascus.  In actuality, nobody cares.  Yeah. Yeah. Articles do appear in state media extolling Dr. Al-Ja’fari’s noble positions in the face of preposterous demands from the Saudi-financed pimps and procurers who infest the…

June 16th, 2015 09:03 am    68 comments

ALQAEDA MASSACRED IN BUSRAA AL-SHAAM BY SYRIAN ARMY; 100+ RATS KILLED; MAJOR SETBACK FOR U.S. TERRORIST SUPPORTERS IN JORDAN

  DER’AH:  The new tactics are working elegantly.  Intercepted rodent communications indicate a full awareness of the adaptation of the Syrian Army to a recently  introduced style of warfare which imitates Hizbollah’s own methods as used successfully in South Lebanon during July of 2006 when the Lebanese Resistance ground Zionist Army vermin into the ground…

March 15th, 2015 11:52 am    105 comments

SYRIAN ARMY FLUSHES RATS OUT OF QUNAYTRA KILLING SCORES; SAA ADVANCES MORE INTO DER’AH TOWARD BORDER WITH TRAITOR JORDANIANS

QUNAYTRA:  The Zionist plan to create a new front in Qunaytra is falling apart.  With exceptionally good intelligence, the SAA has been able to anticipate many operations designed to link up with the Der’ah Front by creating supply corridors. Yesterday, that scheme was smashed by a coordinated operation involving SAAF, SAA and militias like Hizbollah:…

December 12th, 2014 08:25 am    59 comments

LIBYAN RODENT BLOWS SELF UP IN OLD TANK AT DAYR EL-ZOR AIRBASE; SYRIAN SOLDIERS LAUGH AT LIBYAN DEGENERATE

At approximately 12:00 a.m. on Thursday/Friday a lone rodent from Libya strapped himself into the driver’s seat of a restored T-55 battle tank and drove into comic history.  This would be the 8th time ISIS sacrificed one of its prized rodents in an effort to breach the perimeter of the Dayr El-Zor Airbase.  This time,…

September 4th, 2014 09:04 am    18 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SWATS ROACHES IN DER’AH AND 10 ISIS TRUCKS AFIRE IN ALEPPO

The cockroaches of Der’ah appear listless and demoralized.  Witness the complete lack of vigor in carrying even the simplest of terrorist tasks.  With great ease the SAA has now cut off totally the supply line between Der’ah City and Al-Yaadoodaa with the SAA now a mere 1,300 meters from the confluence of Al-Yaadoodaa/Al-Muayreeb/Kharaab Al-Shahm.  Surely…

July 1st, 2014 08:13 am    64 comments

AL-MALEEHA LIBERATED TOP TO BOTTOM!

    DAMASCUS:  Readers have been asking for weeks: “When will the SAA clear out Al-Maleeha?”  WELL, IT JUST HAPPENED ABOUT 8 HOURS AGO WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.  SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS CONFIDENT IN TELLING ITS READERS THAT THE LAST PACK OF VERMIN AT THE TAMICO PHARMACEUTICAL COMPLEX headed for the hills in the face of…

May 15th, 2014 09:58 am    66 comments

BRITISH REPORTERS BEATEN AND SHOT BY SAUDI-SUPPORTED TERRORISTS

  This is what happens when you play Tarzan.  Anthony Loyd, a reporter for the Times, was beaten and shot twice in the legs by heroic Obama-supported “rebels” when he tried to escape with his partner in crime, Jack Hill.  No visas, huh? Don’t blame the Syrian Army. Blame yourselves.  These criminals snuck into Syria…