January 11th, 2015 09:19 am    19 comments

SYRPER’S INTERNATIONAL HYPOCRITE OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO ENGLISH KING

See if you can pick the Arab in the picture.  That’s right. It’s the poor beast ridden by the desert-loving Englishman, ‘Abdullah the Second.  He was named after his arch-traitor grandfather, ‘Abdullah the First, whose treachery led to the partition of Palestine and the disenfranchisement of the indigenous people of the land.      You must…

January 1st, 2015 09:17 am    21 comments

QUNAYTRA: SYRIAN ARMY KILLS ANOTHER ‘ALLOOSH AS TERRORISTS REEL; ISIS EXECUTES APOSTATE OF FSA IN ALEPPO

QUNAYTRA: Tal Kuroom Jibbaa:  The Martyrs of Al-Haarra Brigade suffered another disastrous loss yesterday with the announcement that Zahraan ‘Alloosh’s cousin, Subhi ‘Alloosh, fell dead thanks to a blessed bullet fired by one of Syria’s lions in the SAA.  We know Zahraan is anxious to follow his cousin’s lead straight to Hell.  The SAA will…

October 17th, 2014 01:11 pm    112 comments

TERRORIST KILLERS DOWN BY THE HUNDREDS IN JOBAR!

DAMASCUS:   JAWBAR: The Syrian government press is not announcing the numbers out of fear it could galvanize sympathy for the dying rodents of the Nusra group of terrorists.  Our information on the ground is that the Nusra has lost close to a thousand of its foot soldier-rodents during the last 2 weeks of fighting…

September 28th, 2014 10:46 am    121 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-DUKHAANIYYA; ‘AYN TURMA TOTTERING; ARAB TRAITORS MEET WITH ZIONIST MOSSAD PROSTITUTE LIVNI

DAMASCUS: Al-Dukhkhaaniyya:  With only a few hours left before the fall of Waadi ‘Ayn Turma, it made total sense that the SAA would smash into Al-Dukhkhaaniyya to exterminate the remaining vermin inside this town.  The move was sudden with brand new T-82 front-line battle tanks leading the charge.  The rodents had little ammunition left.  Even…

September 24th, 2014 08:49 am    39 comments

‘ADRAA TOWN ALMOST LIBERATED WITH HEAVY FIGHTING IN QUNAYTRA; TERRORISTS DROPPING LIKE FLIES

‘Adraa Town:  Our readers know well that all escape routes north of ‘Adraa toward the 2 highway clover-leafs have been shut down.  All negotiations for the surrender of ‘Adraa Town and the Workers’ Residencies met with failure due to much overreaching by the trapped terrorists inside.  Besides asking for release of extremely dangerous prisoners, the…

September 5th, 2014 10:19 am    26 comments

SYRIAN ARMY RECLAIMING ZIBDEEN AND HUTAYTAT AL-JARASH; TERRORIST LEADER KILLED IN GOLAN

  HUTAYTAT AL-JARASH:  SyrPer can now confirm that the SAA has reached the entrance to this town in the East Ghouta and has taken over the Al-Ghadaq Factory and several blocks of buildings.  The defense of the area is very weak and SyrPer predicts the fall of this town in 72 hours. Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.485720&lon=36.406631&z=14&m=b…