October 14th, 2015 11:10 am    213 comments

QUNAYTRA: NUSRA COLLAPSING UNDER ITS LEADER’S BLUSTER; NEW ARMY ADVANCES IN EAST DAMASCUS HAS RATS REELING

DAMASCUS:  With Syrian Army morale bobbing off the firmament, a new campaign to exterminate Alqaeda, ISIS and the Jaysh Al-Islam has begun.  It is so ferocious that Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani, Alqaeda’s leader in Syria, fresh from a bender in London, has declared he had the funds to offer a 3.4 million dollar reward for anyone…

October 7th, 2015 09:04 am    440 comments

ALEPPO: 196 RATS DIE IN ONE DAY! SYRIAN AND RUSSIAN PILOTS SMASH ALQAEDA AND ISIS WHILE SYRIAN ARMY DESTROYS NESTS OF VERMIN; 9 MAJOR RAT LEADERS DIE IN QUNAYTRA

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=36.265314&lon=37.635040&z=11&m=b   This was a day of gnashing of teeth for the U.S.-supported rat terrorists in the north of the country.  It was at Dayr Haafir and Al-Baab where both the Syrian Air Force and the Russian Air Force delivered their deadly message of rejection to the vile, disease-carrying vermin.  We can confirm,…

August 21st, 2015 10:13 am    135 comments

DESPERATE TERRORISTS IN AL-ZABADAANI; TRY INFILTRATE FROM EAST; FLOP-FLOP-FLOP; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES OF RATS IN LATAKIA AND DER’AH; ZIONISTS FIRE ROCKETS AT CIVILIANS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  It’s been over for weeks, but, the clean-up continues.  Remember, no deals for Ahraar Al-Shaam rats, so they have to fight on despite the handwriting on the wall which spells the word DEATH.  In an effort to help the trapped rodents, Nusra/Alqaeda executed an operation designed to break into the eastern part…

July 18th, 2015 10:01 am    133 comments

QUNAYTRA AND ZABADAANI: ALQAEDA IN A SHAMBLES AS ZIONIST SUPPLY LINES CUT; ZABADAANI AMBUSH KILLS 46 ZIONIST RODENTS

Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaasim Al-Furayj, Syrian Defense Minister, inspects forces in Qunaytra and brings the final plans to the brilliant field officers whose job it is to rid Syria of the Zionist vultures who infest its towns and villages.     DAMASCUS:  Al-Zabadaani:  It’s curtains for the Alqaeda rats.  They are all foreigners now. You can’t hear…

July 10th, 2015 11:13 am    20 comments

300 BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN; SAA AND HZB CUT OFF THEIR TAILS WITH A CARVING KNIFE

  DAMASCUS:  Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight as three hundred blind mice?  That’s what’s left of the pockets of rodents inside Al-Zabadaani.  And, they are all foreigners determined to die in order to achieve their life-long dream of a Paradise where they are promised 72 Virginians by their own favorite deity, Mephistopheles…

June 26th, 2015 02:05 pm    127 comments

ALQAEDA WHACKED BY SYRIAN ARMY ALL OVER SOUTH AND DAMASCUS; ASTOUNDING REVERSALS FOR RATS

DER’AH:  This report should be read in conjunction with the earlier on we published this morning EST.  We can confirm that the Syrian Army aided by hundreds of volunteers in our National Defense Forces (PDC) have smashed an attempted infiltration into the Manshiyya Quarter of Der’ah last night, Damascus time.  It was a massacre.  Evidently,…