June 25th, 2017 09:58 am    587 comments

ISIS NIHILISTS DESTROY ICONIC MOSUL MOSQUE; SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS EAST DAYR EL-ZOR; SAA CRUSHES NUSRA-ZIONIST ATTACK ON GOLAN; SAA SEPARATES EAST DER’AH FROM THE WEST

You have all heard the news. The 800-year old Grand Al-Nuri Mosque whence the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo announced his ascension to the throne of his imaginary Islamic asteroid has been deliberately destroyed by either the Islamist nihilists of ISIS or the boneheaded nihilists of the American-led coalition.  We don’t know, yet.  However, the Pentagon, as…

March 29th, 2017 10:13 am    289 comments

WIPEOUT IN DAYR EL-ZOR AS SYRIAN ARMY TARGETS ISIS RODENTS; HAMA UNDER MASSIVE COUNTERATTACK BY SYRIAN ARMY – RODENTS HEADING BACK TO IDLIB; TERRORISTS FLOP 3 TIMES AT QAMHAANA

DAYR EL-ZOR: DAYR EL-ZOR: AIRBASE:  The area of the airbase is so well-studied by the Republican Guards under the command of Maj. Gen. ‘Issaam Zhahreddeen that you could say they knew it as well as their own hands.  The day before yesterday, a unit of crack rangers using night-vision equipment spotted 2 armored trucks just…

February 25th, 2017 03:13 pm    206 comments

LEPEN CONSIDERS DR. ASSAD CRUCIAL TO SYRIAN PEACE; ARMY DEVASTATES ALQAEDA AFTER SUICIDE BOMBERS KILL OFFICER IN HOMS; SAAF DEVASATES ISIS IN DZ; SAA REPELS ATTACK BY LUCKLESS ALQAEDA IN DER’AH

The nominee of the National Front in France, Marine LePen, has announced that the only solution to the Syrian crisis is Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. Needless to say, she will be a welcome change from the rabid mass murderer and internationally despised weasel, Francois Hollande. Let us hope for her success and the return of France,…

November 17th, 2016 01:13 pm    388 comments

RUSSIA KILLS 30+ RATS IN IDLIB, 3 OF WHOM WERE MAJOR FIELD COMMANDERS; SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN ALEPPO AMIDST HUGE DEMONSTRATIONS TO RID CITY OF TERRORIST RODENTS; BRANDON TARGETED BY MSM HYPOCRISY

IDLIB:  It’s official.  The Russian Aircraft Carrier, Admiral Kuznetsov, and the Kaliber Missile carrying frigate, the Admiral Gregorovitch, are in action over Idlib, Homs and Aleppo.  Yesterday, the Gregorovitch fired at least 5 Kaliber cruise missiles at terrorist concentrations in Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, Binnish, Saraaqib, striking at mainly Nusra/Alqaeda and Jaysh Al-Fath infrastructure.  That means they…

September 13th, 2016 09:03 am    446 comments

ZIONIST F-16 DOWNED BY SYRIAN AIR DEFENSES OVER GOLAN! ZIONIST PILOT FRIED IN HIS SEAT AS HE WAS HELPING ALQAEDA; SYRIAN S-300 OPERATOR IS ZIAD’S RELATIVE; HEROES OF SYRIA SLAUGHTERED LIKE SHEEP IN DAYR EL-ZOR BY OBAMA’S ALLIES IN ISIS!!

  QUNAYTRA:   Southwest of the provincial capital of Qunaytra, between the villages of Al-Burayq and Bi`r Al-‘Ajam, just west of Sa’sa’, the Syrian Air Defense network was finally permitted to open fire on attacking Zionist rodent bombers.  This time, the bomber was an American-manufactured-and-supplied F-16, the pride of the Zionist Settler State.  The man who…

October 31st, 2015 10:20 am    396 comments

DAMASCUS: BAALAA LIBERATED! ALEPPO: 12 TOWNS FREED OF RAT STENCH; LATAKIA: RODENTS FLEE FAILED OPERATION AT KAFR DULBA; QUNAYTRA: 60 ISIS SF VERMIN SURRENDER TO SAA IN GOLAN-TRAINED BY AMERICANS!!

DAMASCUS: Daarayyaa:  Yesterday, I reported the deaths of 9 Ittihaad Al-Islami Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam rats.  I have just learned that the total was 10 rats because one died of his wounds later after having squealed everything he knew to our gentle inquisitors.  Here are the only identities: “Abu Qutayba” (Id pending) “Abu Dajaana” (Id pending) Bassaam…