June 5th, 2013 02:31 pm    24 comments

SECOND POST – JUNE 5, 2013 – CAPTAIN KANGAROO TO PERSONALLY COMMAND FAKE SYRIAN ARMY; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE HAS LEARNED THAT GEORGE “THE SWORD OF GOD” SABRA HAS DECIDED TO PERSONALLY COMMAND THE FAKE SYRIAN ARMY.  PRESIDENT ASSAD SAID TO BE DUMBFOUNDED!  FIRST LADY, ASMA AL-ASSAD,  SAYS “POOP”! George Sabra, seen here with his adjutant, Kentucky Colonel Crispin Greenjeans, just before the announcement that he was going to relieve Gen.…