January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…

June 18th, 2013 07:30 pm    33 comments

FIRST POST – JUNE 18, 2013 – LIBYAN MONKEYS DIE IN DROVES; ‘ANDAN IN ALEPPO ABOUT TO FALL; DER’AH TO BE FREE OF RATS; RAT-STATS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

ALEPPO: There is a news blackout in Aleppo except for SyrPer.  We are getting reports of large-scale artillery and missile barrages on the areas of ‘Andaan, Al-Saakhoor and Hanaano.  It appears the strategy is to force the rats southward into areas controlled by SAA and militia.  Wael reports that the rodent mercenaries are taking direct…

October 15th, 2012 04:34 pm    Comments Off on FIFTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WHO SAID EMIRATES ARE MONKEYS?

FIFTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WHO SAID EMIRATES ARE MONKEYS?

FOURTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WELL, I’LL BE A MONKEY’S UNCLE!  WHO SAID THE EMIRATES ARE SAND MONKEYS?  Mark the Brit, ever on the watch for tastelessness and insensitivity, immediately sent this to us for review. We believe it’s worth sharing with our readers.  We told you so. “The AFC apologises for an editorial…