March 4th, 2016 02:38 pm    83 comments

EUNUCH OF THE YEAR: SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTER FILLS IMPORTANT GAP IN WAHHABIST GOVERNANCE

Besides becoming the first commoner to ascend to the lofty position of foreign minister for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, ‘Aadil Al-Jubayr, brings with him another characteristic which harkens back to old times in the courts of the ‘Abbassids, Mamluks and Ottomans: the Institution of the Eunuch.  The eunuchs were castratii who were the only…

February 5th, 2016 09:07 am    273 comments

‘ITMAAN LIBERATED; RUTYAAN LIBERATED; SYRIAN ARMY JUGGERNAUT THRASHES OBAMA’S TERRORIST VERMIN

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army blasted Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist positions including those of Jaysh Al-Fath in the town of Rutyaan last night bring to a halt their preparations for a last stand.  The SAAF and RuAF were very active at night pummeling what was left of rodent fortifications which were pulverized 3 days ago.  Rat chatter was…

February 3rd, 2016 02:24 pm    176 comments

SIEGE BROKEN! NIBBUL AND AL-ZAHRAA ALMOST RAT-FREE; MASSIVE VICTORY FOR DR. ASSAD AND SYRIAN PEOPLE

ALEPPO:  CONFIRMED.  JUST IN FROM BOTH WAEL AND MONZER, THE SIEGE OF NIBBUL AND AL-ZAHRAA` IS OVER.  SYRIAN ARMY DIVISION, POPULAR DEFENSE COMMITTEES. HIZBOLLAH AND IRAQI MILITIAS POURING INTO THE AREA TO FINISH OFF REMAINING RODENTS.  The Syrian Army has still much to do to make the area completely clean.  But, defeat has struck Saudi…

January 22nd, 2015 09:15 am    25 comments

SYRPER’S MIND-BENDING BRAIN-TEASER OF THE WEEK:

  It’s been a while since we’ve done this. So many events have appropriated the time we had to relax and solve brain-crushing questions with the goal of a free lifetime membership in our genius’ club called “DENSA”.  Enjoy. Remember, you can’t use a paper and pencil.  But, you can use a paper or pencil. …

January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…

September 24th, 2012 11:24 am    Comments Off on STRANGE FLU VIRUS FROM QATAR; MONKEY STRAIN SUSPECTED

STRANGE FLU VIRUS FROM QATAR; MONKEY STRAIN SUSPECTED

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 24, 2012 – MONKEY FLU VIRUS IN QATAR AND SAUDI ARABIA; SIMIAN ORIGIN WIDELY SUSPECTED; PEDOPHILISM AS MECHANISM FOR TRANSMISSION    Straight from the BBC, capital of fabrication, Qatar and Saudi Arabia have finally invented something and contributed it mightily to the world.  A new virus similar to those found in Thai Orangutans and transmitted by pedophilic behaviour is…