December 17th, 2015 01:58 pm    65 comments

BREAKING NEWS: QATARI “ROYALS” KIDNAPPED IN IRAQ BY QATARI TOYOTAS WHILE HUNTING SNIPES; HURRAY FOR KIDNAPPERS! ALL LATAKIA ABOUT TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY

SOUTHERN IRAQ:   A group of 26 Qatari falconers, some of them members of the “royal” family, the Al-Thaanis, were accosted at Layyaah, Al-Muthannaa Province, in Southern Iraq by a militant organization who took the vermin hostage.  The group has traditionally visited this area in order to unleash their birds of prey upon small mammals in…