October 24th, 2011 07:21 pm    Comments Off on MERCURY NEWS SERVICE: QADDAFI’S DEATH BECAUSE OF AMERICAN SATELLITES; HAMID KARZAI ON HIS WAY TO HOLLYWOOD OR BOLLYWOOD;

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE: QADDAFI’S DEATH BECAUSE OF AMERICAN SATELLITES; HAMID KARZAI ON HIS WAY TO HOLLYWOOD OR BOLLYWOOD;

SECOND POST – October 24, 2011 – Hello to my new readers in Pakistan.  I will make sure to include exclusive reportage from the Subcontinent.  MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT FROM PARIS – Siobhan Shreve-Gadnut reporting.  It is has been confirmed to the MNS by French diplomats who will only speak on the condition of anonymity…

October 12th, 2011 03:17 pm    Comments Off on SYRPER CLASSIFIED AD; PRINCE FATSO HAS RECURRENCE OF IMPLOSION SYNDROME DUE TO ASSAD DEMONSTRATION AND BANANAS; MERCURY NEWS BLASTS THE LID OFF THE SAUDI AMBASSADOR’S ASSASSINATION PLOT

SYRPER CLASSIFIED AD; PRINCE FATSO HAS RECURRENCE OF IMPLOSION SYNDROME DUE TO ASSAD DEMONSTRATION AND BANANAS; MERCURY NEWS BLASTS THE LID OFF THE SAUDI AMBASSADOR’S ASSASSINATION PLOT

October 12, 2011 – SyrPer has just received its first classified ad from the Syrian National Transitional Council’s/Dhimmis Recruitment Divison: “TO: ALL SYRIAN MINORITY MEMBERS INCLUDING ALAWIS AND CHRISTIANS – The Syrian Transitional Council is recruiting any member of Syria’s minorities for honorary membership in the Syrian National Transitional Council.  Due to the appearance of islamism in…

October 5th, 2011 01:32 pm    Comments Off on IF IT SMELLS OF BRITISH, IT’S PROBABLY BRITISH;

IF IT SMELLS OF BRITISH, IT’S PROBABLY BRITISH;

October 5, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE CULTURAL INVESTIGATIONS SPECIAL. By Archibald Scruffmaster.   The Persians have a saying whenever something seems too good to be true, or someone is delivering almond-scented sweets (arsenic), or when the odour of conspiracy is in the air:  IT SMELLS OF BRITISH!  Now, you might ask: How about “It smells of German”.  All that…

September 30th, 2011 06:41 pm    Comments Off on STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

September 30, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – According to professional virago and fabricator, HILLARY CLINTON, wife of former president and incorrigible satyr, William Clinton, Syria’s government is to be condemned for the “unwarranted attack” on Ambassador Ford while he and his staff were conducting normal embassy business….”.  Hmm.  Normal embassy business?  Do ambassadors run around…