January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…

December 15th, 2013 06:11 pm    37 comments

ISIS EXECUTES FSA LEADER AL-WAAWI; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE NANOOK MOMENT

IDLIB: ISIS EXECUTES ESCAPING FSA LEADER ON HIS WAY TO DAMASCUS TO SURRENDER!! FORMER COLONEL-MAJOR ‘AMMAAR AL-WAAWI, DEPUTY SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE FSA,  SEEN HERE IN MARCH 2013 BEFORE HIS EXECUTION BY ISIS FANATICS AT ATMA, YESTERDAY.  HE WAS BEHEADED ALONG WITH 7 OF HIS COMPANIONS.  THE ORDER CAME FROM BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN.  YAWN.  To…

December 10th, 2013 08:15 pm    38 comments

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR 2013 GOES TO CANADIAN; RAT TERRORIST LEADER IDENTIFIED; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AND THE SUPERVISORY COMMITTEE OF MERCURY NEWS SERVICE, THE READERSHIP AND SUPPORT STAFF, ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR’S “MAN OF THE YEAR” FOR 2013.  Field Marshal Al-Bashir, seen here at Mo’s Barber Shop and Spa in Omdurman, Sudan, prepares to have his pate lavaged and shaved as…

July 21st, 2013 01:41 pm    52 comments

FIRST POST – DRUG DEALER AND PIMP? WHO IS AHMAD AL-JARBAA? KURDISH FIGHTERS CAPTURE NUSRA LEADER IN TAL ABYADH; SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES RATS IN ‘ADRAA AREA;

“Hey, little boy.  Ever see a naked woman?  5 Lira’ll get you 5 minutes flat.”   In an article published by Naasser Sharaara in “Al-Akhbaar”, the name of the “Syrian opposition’s” new leader plays a major role in explaining the new Saudi campaign to destroy Syria and its people.  Sharaara found out that his real…

December 1st, 2012 02:40 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – DECEMBER 1, 2012 – PALESTINIAN LEADER DEFROCKED; SYRPER AWARD TO ABBAS PULLED

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 1, 2012 – PALESTINIAN LEADER DEFROCKED; SYRPER AWARD TO ABBAS PULLED

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 1, 2012 – PALESTINIAN LEADER DEFROCKED; SYRPER WITHDRAWS AWARD TO ABBAS AS “2012 NOWHERE MAN”; ALL PRIZES NULLIFIED It is with much sadness and regret that the Board of Governors of Syrian Perspective must strip Palestinian leader, Mahmoud Abbas “Abu Mazen”, of his much-coveted “NOWHERE MAN” prize which was awarded to…