November 4th, 2013 04:44 pm    58 comments

FIRST POST – NOVEMBER 4, 2013 – DAMASCUS UNDER MASSIVE OFFENSIVE IN GHOUTA AND QALAMOON; ISIS CRUSHED IN LATAKIA;

DAMASCUS:  MASSIVE OFFENSIVE HAS STARTED LIBERATING JAWBAR AND AL-QAABOON Syrian soldiers prepare for the final assault on Jawbar and Al-Qaaboon. (Alalam) Use this map to cite locations: http://www.maplandia.com/syria/dimashq/adra/ Al-Subayna:  At the Associations’ Complex in south Damascus, the SAA killed 6 rats and took 28 prisoners.  Only one name was revealed: Shaaker Hassan Badr Barza in…

October 23rd, 2013 11:24 am    14 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 22, 2013 – SYRPER WAS RIGHT! FSA HAS TURNED ON IDREES AND SAQR!; LATAKIA KILLING GROUND FOR SAUDI RODENTS;

I am sorry I did not publish this post yesterday. A problem at the office took up my time and I misfired. Ziad   FSA CONDEMNS LEADERSHIP OF SALEEM IDREES AND SAUDI CATAMITE UQAAB SAQR AND SPOKESMAN LUAYY MIQDAAD.  MAJOR NEWS DEVELOPING: ‘Uqaab Saqr, seated in the picture, is the son of a real strumpet…

October 18th, 2013 05:07 pm    31 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 18, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY OBLITERATES RODENT ISIS AND JN IN LATAKIA;

LATAKIA: ERDOGHAN’S (SAUDI SCARABIA’S) SAVAGES ARE DULY DISPATCHED TO THE ENVIRONS OF HADES BY THE GREAT SYRIAN ARMY This stinking rodent from North Africa has probably looked better.  He lies here, his soul having started the rapid descent into the flames of Hell.  We wish his fetid family a similar fate.   Al-Karnak Village (Al-Qasaatil area): …

October 10th, 2013 06:34 pm    115 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 10, 2013 – AL-HASAKA SCENE OF RAT OBLITERATION; DAMASCUS AND QUNAYTRA CLEAN-UP; ALEPPO CAMPAIGN MASSIVE AS 8 MORE TOWNS DELOUSED; LATAKIA HAS MORE RAT FERTILIZER; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA;

AL-HASAKA: In the city at Al-Mushrifa Quarter, a machine gun cannon, grenades and a PKC machine gun were seized.  All 6 rats inside the hide-out were killed while the 4 outside were taken prisoner.  There were also 3 assault rifles, 3 Pumishkin rifles, 6 attack grenades and lots of CAPTAGON! AL-‘AALIYA WEST OF TAL TAMR,…

October 1st, 2013 12:14 pm    33 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 1, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES OBAMA’S FOREIGN KILLERS IN LATAKIA; HUGE LOSSES TO RATS IN ALEPPO; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

LATAKIA: The foreign fighters are mostly concentrated in the area of Hatay, just north of Latakia Province.  Hatay is historically a part of Natural Syria.  The people there speak Arabic with a strong Syrian accent and are religiously very similar to the people of Latakia.  The stinking French gave this part of Syria to Turkey…

September 30th, 2013 01:10 pm    48 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 30, 2013 – TERRORISTS SUFFER DEFEAT ALL OVER SYRIA; FSA RATS DEMORALIZED AND DRUG-ADDICTED; LATAKIA IS A SCENE OF DISASTER FOR J.N. AND ERDOGHAN; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

DAMASCUS:   Al-Qaaboon:  Liwaa’ Al-Fath took a drubbing here yesterday at the Al-‘Umari Mosque where its hyenas were hiding.  Here is the list of scavengers sent to the Deep Fryer in Hell: “Abu Anas” (Id pending for this bearded carrion eater)Sufyaan Muhammad Al-Sabaahi Another 4 could not be identified. Jawbar:  At the athletic arena, a…

September 10th, 2013 05:53 pm    93 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 10, 2013 – LAVROV’S QUEEN "CHECK" TO KERRY’S KING; SYRIAN ARMY SHATTERS FSA HOPES IN DAMASCUS, LATAKIA, IDLIB AND HOMS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  Anybody who thought John Forbes Kerry, America’s Secretary of State, was anything but a failed actor and aging gigolo to homely dowagers, was in for a surprise when he opened his mouth in London and actually, but inadvertently, came up with something almost clever:  If the Syrian government put its vaunted stockpile of chemical…

September 8th, 2013 03:55 pm    144 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES OBAMA’S TERRORISTS AGAIN IN LATAKIA; OBAMA SHAMES THE UNITED STATES IN TYPICAL OUTBURST AGAINST PRES. PUTIN;

LATAKIA: HORRIFIC (READ: LOVELY) DISASTER BEFALLS THE NATO/SAUDI RAT TERRORISTS IN LATAKIA.  RATS DIE LIKE LEMMINGS AS SYRIAN ARMY UNLEASHES NEW TECHNOLOGY This soldier draws a bead on crawling vermin in the northern countryside.  He will drop his usual quota. SAAQIYAT AL-KART:  This is again in northern Latakia Province near the Turkish border.  The Syrian…