September 30th, 2013 01:10 pm    48 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 30, 2013 – TERRORISTS SUFFER DEFEAT ALL OVER SYRIA; FSA RATS DEMORALIZED AND DRUG-ADDICTED; LATAKIA IS A SCENE OF DISASTER FOR J.N. AND ERDOGHAN; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

DAMASCUS:   Al-Qaaboon:  Liwaa’ Al-Fath took a drubbing here yesterday at the Al-‘Umari Mosque where its hyenas were hiding.  Here is the list of scavengers sent to the Deep Fryer in Hell: “Abu Anas” (Id pending for this bearded carrion eater)Sufyaan Muhammad Al-Sabaahi Another 4 could not be identified. Jawbar:  At the athletic arena, a…

September 10th, 2013 05:53 pm    93 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 10, 2013 – LAVROV’S QUEEN "CHECK" TO KERRY’S KING; SYRIAN ARMY SHATTERS FSA HOPES IN DAMASCUS, LATAKIA, IDLIB AND HOMS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  Anybody who thought John Forbes Kerry, America’s Secretary of State, was anything but a failed actor and aging gigolo to homely dowagers, was in for a surprise when he opened his mouth in London and actually, but inadvertently, came up with something almost clever:  If the Syrian government put its vaunted stockpile of chemical…

September 8th, 2013 03:55 pm    145 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES OBAMA’S TERRORISTS AGAIN IN LATAKIA; OBAMA SHAMES THE UNITED STATES IN TYPICAL OUTBURST AGAINST PRES. PUTIN;

LATAKIA: HORRIFIC (READ: LOVELY) DISASTER BEFALLS THE NATO/SAUDI RAT TERRORISTS IN LATAKIA.  RATS DIE LIKE LEMMINGS AS SYRIAN ARMY UNLEASHES NEW TECHNOLOGY This soldier draws a bead on crawling vermin in the northern countryside.  He will drop his usual quota. SAAQIYAT AL-KART:  This is again in northern Latakia Province near the Turkish border.  The Syrian…

August 30th, 2013 07:48 pm    62 comments

SECOND POST – AUGUST 30. 2013 – FOREIGN TERRORISTS ERADICATED AT LATAKIA NEAR TURKEY; RAT-STATS GALORE; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

LATAKIA SCENE OF HORROR FOR ISLAMIST JIHADIST SAUDI-FED RODENTS; ALGERIAN INCLUDED IN RAT PILE: Filasteezian rodent, ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Khalaf, before he is turned over to his rat family for cremation.  This is what Palestinians look like who betray Syria.  AT BEAUTIFUL FURUNLUQ, SAUDI ARABIA’S BANDAR AND HIS ESTEEMED RAT, SALEEM IDREES,  GO DOWN FOR THE COUNT:…

August 20th, 2013 05:26 pm    67 comments

NORTHERN STORM ABOUT TO BEGIN IN ALEPPO; AL-QAEDA TUNISIAN MERCENARIES DESTROYED IN LATAKIA; GEORGE GALLOWAY ROLLS OVER BRITISH BIGOT REPORTER

ALEPPO: THE WORD IS OUT.  OPERATION NORTHERN STORM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN NORTH OF ‘ANADAAN.  MARK OUR WORDS.  NEW FORCES HAVE ARRIVED AND ALL DUCKS ARE IN ROW.  NOBODY CAN SAVE THE RATS NOW.  JUST WATCH.  SYRPER WILL BEGIN COVERING MORE ON ALEPPO IN THE NEAR FUTURE. LATAKIA: Syrian Army infantrymen shot down a whole…

August 19th, 2013 06:22 pm    26 comments

DAMASCUS! THE GHOUTA IS ALMOST ABANDONED BY RATS; OBAMA’S TERRORISTS CANNOT HOLD ON AS NDF REINFORCEMENTS MASS; OBAMA TORTURES AND KILLS POPULAR SHAYKH IN LATAKIA; MORE NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:  SYRIAN ARMY KILLS MAJOR TERRORIST RODENT LEADER AND PEDOPHILE: MUHANNAD JUNAYD!!!   Well, the family of the carcass pictured above can take comfort in the fact that their pride and joy, a mindless ape and certified child molester, bit the dust yesterday thanks to a projectile fired by one of our soldiers in Al-Qaboon. …

August 18th, 2013 05:23 pm    24 comments

DER’AH IS LOSING RATS BY THE THOUSANDS; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES OBAMA’S BELEAUGUERED RODENTS IN LATAKIA;

  I just came back from up north and the reports on my desk are optimistic – nay – jubilant as the Syrian army makes cornmeal mush out of the noisome sewer rats awaiting the West as soon as they are pushed completely out of Syria. DER’AH:  HUGE CONFRONTATION AT SAYDA AL-JAWLAAN NETS THE BIG…

August 15th, 2013 02:30 pm    34 comments

SYRIAN ARMY COMPLETELY LIBERATES AL-TADHAAMUN;LATAKIA SCENE OF GIGANTIC TURK FAILURE AS RATS DIE IN THE THOUSANDS;

SYRIAN ARMY WIPES OUT LAST VESTIGE OF RAT INFESTATION IN AL-TADHAAMUN; PALESTINIANS ECSTATIC: In one massive swoop, elements of the First Army Corps and the Republican Guard backed by Ba’ath Party militia and NDF,  deracinated the remnants of all J.N. groups and the few FSA elements still left in this suburb closely associated with the…