May 31st, 2014 10:55 am    107 comments

DAMASCUS: JACKALS GO TO HELL; HAMA: TERRORISTS GO TO THE SEWER; HOMS: DINGOS GO TO THE DEVIL

  Jawbar: At Southwest Fateena Tower, the SAA wiped out 8 terrorists and took 2 prisoner: Ashraf Muhammad ‘Uthmaan Sulaybi ‘Abdul-Malik Waaqed Ahmad ‘Ali Ahmad Ra’oof Al-Sarraaj The other 3 had code names as given by the 2 taken prisoner.   Jawbar:  At the Al-Hawwaash Bakery, SAA killed 5 terrorists.  No other details.   ‘Irbeen: …

May 30th, 2014 10:46 am    22 comments

AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBER IN SYRIA RETARDED MAN

  IDLIB: “Abu Hurayra Al-Amreeki”, with his daytime snack curled up in his arms,  beams for the camera in anticipation of his short trip to Purgatory.  This poor runt is mildly retarded and fell for the allure of dying in a cause espoused by the Nusra organization. We don’t know his real name yet.  The…