SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA 4
May 26th, 2014 03:00 pm    28 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA

  HAMA: SYRPER IS ECSTATIC IN ANNOUNCING ANOTHER DEPARTURE OF A WANTED NUSRA SCAVENGER CREEP BY THE NAME OF “ABU KHATTAAB AL-HAMAWI”.  (Wild applause) He was in Hama City trying to drum up interest in more operations to destroy Syria. For some reason, his audience wasn’t impressed and called the Ministry of the Interior.  With…

Syrian ambassador to Jordan Lt. Gen. Bahjaat Sulaymaan Expelled For Telling The Truth 9
May 26th, 2014 02:00 pm    8 comments

Syrian ambassador to Jordan Lt. Gen. Bahjaat Sulaymaan Expelled For Telling The Truth

You see, the Syrian ambassador to Jordan, Lt. Gen. Bahjaat Sulaymaan, was expelled yesterday by the Hashemite-Zionist tyranny because, you see, he told the truth.  Gen. Sulaymaan exposed the Hashemite Dwarf Despot Abdullah II for his intrigues and complicity in the terrorist campaign against the Syrian people from his own territory – not to mention the Pygmy King’s…

ZIONIST TERRORISTS CRUSHED IN DAMASCUS; SYRIA BOOTS OUT JORDANIAN DIPLOMAT 10
May 26th, 2014 11:45 am    17 comments

ZIONIST TERRORISTS CRUSHED IN DAMASCUS; SYRIA BOOTS OUT JORDANIAN DIPLOMAT

Fadi, this is ready to publish The situation in Southeastern Damascus in the Ghoutaa is getting better and better.  The number of terrorists able to fight has been diminished significantly with the surrender of over 400 former terrorists in the Jawrat Al-Shuraybaat-Al-Qadam-Al’Assaali areas.  Al-Maleeha’s remnant filth is virtually all foreign.  Citizen terrorists, have pretty much…

ALL DOORS CLOSING ON THE TERRORISTS IN DERAH 13
May 24th, 2014 09:00 am    34 comments

ALL DOORS CLOSING ON THE TERRORISTS IN DERAH

  The big operation out of Jordan is a manifest failure.  The terrorists are now converging on the Golan for their last Hurrah. With Umm Al-‘Awsaj under the complete control of the SAA, the remaining terrorists in Nawaa, inter alia, are in a fretful position indeed. Al-Soora, west of Al-Hiraak at the west entrance to…

DER’AH SOUTHERN FRONT FLOPS EVERYWHERE 18
May 5th, 2014 09:53 am    47 comments

DER’AH SOUTHERN FRONT FLOPS EVERYWHERE

  Remember the big Southern Front that was coming?  Sure you do.  It was mentioned like some secret incantation to conjure up Big Satan himself for a Black Sabbath hosted by Bandar and Erdoghan.  It was being prepared by “professional” CIA independent contractors in Mafraq, Jordan and was to explode on the scene in Der’ah…

PRESIDENT ASSADS SAYS GOODBYE TO BANDAR AS CROWDS CHEER ARMY IN ‘ASSAAL AL-WARD 20
April 15th, 2014 03:07 pm    12 comments

PRESIDENT ASSADS SAYS GOODBYE TO BANDAR AS CROWDS CHEER ARMY IN ‘ASSAAL AL-WARD

“Good bye, Bandar. Toodleydoo. Arrivederci (but not too soon), Hasta la Vista Baby, Salve Tibi Jerkus, Adieu, Ta ta. Dosvedanye, Y’all don’t come back now ya heah, Bon voyage, A bien tot, Aufwiedersehen……” “Kingdom of the Apes”:  It’s official: Bandar is out as head of General “Intelligence” and Yusuf Al-Idreesi is in.  King Abdullah decreed…