November 26th, 2016 10:12 am    208 comments

HANAANU AREA LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SYRIAN ARMY!; SYRIAN AIR FORCE BLASTS NUSRA/ALQAEDA CONVOY NORTH OF ALEPPO KILLING AND WOUNDING HUNDREDS!; SYRIAN ARMY LEVELS MEETING OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM TERRORISTS KILLING ALL LEADERS

ALEPPO:  The Syrian government is holding off the announcement of the total liberation of Hanaanu Residencies until engineering units certify that all IEDs and mines have been neutralized.  Some news sources are claiming that the SAA liberated “most” of Hanaanu.  That’s not what we have received from sources on the ground who inform us that…

August 29th, 2015 08:54 am    438 comments

ISIS LOSES ELECTRONIC RAT WIZ; TRUCE FALLS APART IN AL-ZABADAANI; RATS COLLECT RODENT ORGANS IN TURKEY

AL-RAQQA:  All rats, no matter how much talent they might have, are going to die in Syria.  This is exactly what happened to the degenerate monster and heretic seen in the picture herein-above.  He was Junayd Hussayn (a/k/a “Abu Hussayn Al-Bareetaani”), a U.K. citizen (natch) of Pakistani origin.  He was reportedly killed in an American…

December 12th, 2014 01:02 pm    102 comments

HOMS TERRORISTS STRIKE OUT AND COLLAPSE HEADLONG INTO MANURE PILE; DAMASCUS SPELLS DEATH FOR WAHHABIST RODENTS

HOMS:   Al-Wa’er:  It won’t be long before the foreign rats start eating each other as winter tightens its grip around their throats.  Communications between Nusra savages and their Turk handlers are becoming increasingly monotonous with desperate demands for food and ammunition.  Yesterday, at the Al-Kharaab Dam and the Al-Kawaakibi Intersection which open up into…

November 27th, 2014 08:25 am    30 comments

DAMASCUS: 55 ‘ALLOOSH RODENTS KILLED FLEEING MAYDA’A; TERRORISTS CRUSHED IN BAALAA

DAMASCUS: Baalaa:  This village is in the Al-Nishaabiyya Farms area.  Yesterday, the SAA advanced 2 kms inside this formerly Nusra enclave and killed 7 of the 30+ rodents inside.  Monzer reports over 10 taken prisoner.  Weapons and ammunition smuggled in from Jordan were seized for use by our NDF in killing Wahhabists. Muhammad Jameel Sittu…

August 29th, 2014 03:44 pm    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY THROTTLES TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON; TUNISIAN MURDERER KILLED

Faaleeta Foothills:  Terrorist jackasses and wanted murderers found their pathway to Hell made all that much easier by the Syrian Army.  Yesterday, while trying to hide around the town, the SAA killed 14 and took 8 wounded: Abu ‘Ubayda Al-Tunisi (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE DROPPING. Id pending.) Abu ‘Umar (Id pending) Abu Muhammad Al-Sahli (Believed to…

August 12th, 2014 10:12 am    20 comments

SYRIAN ARMY BOGWASHES JAYSH AL-ISLAM IN DAMASCUS

  DAMASCUS:   Al-Maleeha Farms:  The noose is tightening rapidly.  Zahraan ‘Alloosh’s numerous efforts to break into Al-Maleeha have failed.  Just yesterday, his last effort to break the siege at the northern entryway near the Tamico Pharmaceutical Complex collapsed.  He simply does not have the rat-power to break the SAA’s iron grip on the area. …

July 15th, 2014 02:23 pm    36 comments

AL-NUSRA FALLING APART IN DAMASCUS

  A Syrian soldier with what could be an Spg-9 73mm recoilless rocket launcher.  Normally, these require 3-4 men to operate.  We’re still looking.    DAMASCUS:   Al-Saa’oor Farms in Doumaa:  8 Nusra fanatics put to death as they tried to hold out against unceasing aerial bombardment.   Misraabaa Farms:  11 terrrorist criminals confirmed dead…