February 3rd, 2014 03:03 pm    43 comments

HUNDREDS OF RAT TERRORISTS KILLED ALL OVER SYRIA; AL-ZAARA ON SCHEDULE

HOMS: HUNDREDS OF RATS KILLED IN AL-ZAARA AREA YESTERDAY.  NUMBERS DOWN TO MANAGEABLE LEVELS AS TANKS AND SHILKAS POUR IN.   Al-Barda’iyyaat:  A town in the area of Al-Zaaraa is now in the hands of the SAA and NDF as the preparations for all-out assault continue:   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.713925&lon=36.256685&z=15&m=b   We can confirm from…

January 28th, 2014 03:23 pm    19 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES TO BATTER TERRORISM IN LATAKIA, DAMASCUS AND IDLIB

  LATAKIA:   Al-Rubay’ah:  We reported this yesterday without the rat-stats.  Here they are.  The Syrian Army went gangbusters on some creeping vermin coming in from Turkey into the abandoned mountain village of Al-Rubay’ah.  The rats fell into a trap and were annihilated:   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.785574&lon=36.038772&z=17&m=b   Usaamaa Al-Nimr Khaaled Za’atar (IRAQI FRUIT FLY…

January 25th, 2014 05:30 pm    12 comments

Homs, Damascus, Aleppo Awash With Rat Bodies

HOMS:   Al-Qusoor:  A nest of vipers was uncovered and destroyed.  4 killed and 5 wounded.   Ridhaa Shu’ayb Muhammad Sirdaar ‘Umar ‘Abdul-Qaader Muhammad Al-Khaazendaar   Al-Hameediyya:  weapons and ammunition are found in a warehouse.  All seized and given to NDF.   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.733766&lon=36.719592&z=16&m=b   Umm Sahreej:  An attempted infiltration into Tulool Al-Hawaa in the…

July 4th, 2013 12:47 pm    34 comments

FIRST POST – JULY 4 , 2013 – CRUSHING BLOWS BY SAA DRIVE RATS OUT OF DAMASCUS:

DAMASCUS: Note: I cannot italicize on my laptop.  Bear with me.  ZAF Ain Turma in the East Ghouta, a pack of rodents engaged in a firefight with roving militia and found themselves at Mephisto’s table: Muhammad Saalem Al-Khishna Haafezh Jum’ah Kallaas Sameeh Jurjuwaati “Abu Salaama” (id pending) ‘Arbeen: A sniper was surrounded and killed. His…

June 30th, 2013 04:50 pm    20 comments

FIRST POST – JUNE 30, 2013 – CONFIRMED: 103 TERRORISTS KILLED IN JAWBAR BY SAA; HOMS ALMOST 100% RAT-FREE!!;

DAMASCUS: 103 TERRORIST RODENTS EXTERMINATED IN JAWBAR IN DEFEAT FROM WHICH THEY CANNOT RECOVER!!   This is a scene from Jawbar showing some of the carcasses strewn about the Electrical Park after the SAA brought down a lightning storm of destruction on the plague-carrying rats.  They thought the electrical towers would protect them from the helicopters…

March 29th, 2013 06:56 pm    6 comments

THIRD POST – AL-QAEDA ANNIHILATED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN JAWBAR AND ADRA; CLEAN-UP IN JAWBAR AND ADRA; RAT-STATS

THIRD POST – MARCH 29, 2013 – AL-QAEDA AND FSA ANNIHILATED IN JAWBAR AND ADRA AS CLEAN-UP STARTS; RATS-STATS AND MORE FUN The Western Media is trying so hard to embellish its fatuous propaganda with ever more preposterous reports about “rebel gains” in the south with the AP and Lebanteeze Right-Wing Maronite rags and Hariri…

March 18th, 2013 02:15 pm    5 comments

FIRST POST – MARCH 18, 2013 – JAWBAR OCCUPATION ALMOST OVER; BIG NOTHING; NEWS FROM THE BATTLEFRONT WITH RAT-STATS; NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE

FIRST POST – MARCH 18, 2013 – JAWBAR ALMOST OVER; BIG NOTHING; NEWS FROM THE BATTLEFRONT, ESPECIALLY LEBANON; GLOBAL PROPAGANDA AND NEWS, SOME PRETTY SILLY COMMANDER OF JABHAT AL-NUSRA IN ALEPPO, “DHI AL-NOURAYN BATTALION” STOMPED LIKE A COCKROACH IN AL-SAAKHOUR NEAR THE FARMER’S MARKET:  The insect, Ahmad Luli, didn’t get very far trying to attack…

February 18th, 2013 02:08 pm    3 comments

SECOND POST – FEBRUARY 18, 2013 – READERS’ COMMENTS

SECOND POST – FEBRUARY 18, 2013 – READERS’ COMMENTS John Esquire sends this uplifting missive: Ziad, Watching CBS News Sunday morning.  Pundits report two things on Syria: (1) White House has no intention of engaging in Syria directly or expanding their role. A complete affirmation of your analysis of Obama’s stand-off personality. (2)  Margaret Brennan,…