December 4th, 2015 03:00 pm    130 comments

RUSSIAN AND SYRIAN BOMBERS WIPE OUT WHOLE CONVOYS OF ISIS TANKERS TO TURKEY; SYRIAN ARMY CLEANSES NEW AREAS IN LATAKIA; LEADER OF NUSRA KILLED IN DER’AH

Reports are coming in fast and furious that the Pixilated Pasha of Poop in Ankara is livid after hearing that another large convoy of oil tankers was turned into molten dross by both the SAAF and RuAF.  The area in question is on a line extending from Dayr El-Zor through Al-Raqqa to Northern Aleppo.  There…

October 11th, 2015 10:12 am    250 comments

LATAKIA: TIT-FOR-TAT AND RATA-TAT-TAT; ALL FALL DOWN; SYRIAN ARMY INSIDE SALMAA; MAJOR AREAS LIBERATED FROM RAT MENACE; IDLIB IN THE CROSS HAIRS

LATAKIA:  This report starts from the beginning of the assault on Salmaa October 8, 2015 when the SAA’s vaunted anti-aircraft batteries shot down a military drone operated by British rodents in Gaziantep was shot down over the Syrian hamlet of Bayt Haleebiyya.  The drone was flying over positions where the SAA was starting operations to…

July 2nd, 2015 08:46 am    60 comments

ISIS MANGLED IN AL-HASAKA; AL-GHUWAYRAAN QUARTER FREED OF RATS;GENERAL AL-FURAYJ FLIES IN TO CONGRATULATE OUR FORCES

Note how the SAA always checks for explosive belts on rat carcasses.  Sometimes these terrorists feign death in order to attract soldiers to investigate only to detonate their explosive charges.   Soldiers have to be extremely cautious.  When the rat is clearly a foreigner, they will give him the coup de grace as a precaution.     …

January 26th, 2015 11:11 am    36 comments

URGENT: SYRIAN AIR FORCE KILLS NUSRA LEADERS IN ALEPPO; 26 TERRORISTS DIE IN IED MISHAP IN HURAYTAAN

Mr. Al-Jawlaani’s carcass seen here after he flew out of his car while driving toward Idlib.     ALEPPO:   Jabal Sam’aan near Kafr Halab:  Syrian Perspective is elated to bring this wonderful news to its readers: The Syrian Air Force has just killed 2 notorious professional rodent leaders and child molesters.  They were speeding in…

July 2nd, 2014 01:23 pm    93 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES MAYDA’AH IN THE GHOUTA

    Syrian News Sources have confirmed that the terrorists of ISIS, who just yesterday, kicked out the Nusra organization from Mayda’ah, have started to scatter in the countryside after units of the 1st Army Corps began to arrive and circle the city bolstered by heavy SAAF bombing. Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.558741&lon=36.525421&z=14&m=b   Manshiyyat Khaan Al-Shaykh: …

May 5th, 2014 02:44 pm    77 comments

ALEPPO CANOPUS STAR BOFFO! & MOP-UP IN SHAYKH NAJJAAR AND PRISON AREA

“When it rains, it pours”, so the saying goes. Al-Duwwaarayn: Complete control by SAA. Manaasher Al-Hajar:  Complete control by SAA. Zahraa` Quarter on the north side, Syrian Army in complete control as the western pincer moves northward. Al-Burayj Quarter:  Major advances reported here and an IED factory uncovered. Shaykh Najjaar Industrial Area: It’s mop-up now…