August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    511 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…

August 20th, 2016 12:09 pm    276 comments

TERRORIST NUMBERS DRYING UP IN ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 60; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RODENTS IN HAMA; MAJOR ADVANCE IN DAARAYYAA; SNAFU AT IDLIB CROSSING

ALEPPO:  With the Syrian and Russian air forces stepping up aerial sorties targeting moving convoys of weapons and rodents from both Idlib Province and Reyhanli in Turk-Occupied Syria, the expeditionary force which first assaulted the southern parts of the city at Al-Raamoosa and the military colleges finds itself at a loss to explain how it…

August 14th, 2016 01:48 pm    165 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES ADVANCE AGAINST TERRORIST BUTCHERS; IDLIB BOMBARDED INTO STONE AGE BY AIR FORCE

ALEPPO:  To show you how deranged and deluded the terrorist rodents are, they just finished a campaign of “culling the herd” during a paroxysm of horror only seen in areas under the control of ISIS.  We can confirm that Nusra, by order of Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (real name: Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi), executed 49 members of…

August 11th, 2016 04:08 pm    193 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS TRAPPED INSIDE PINCER; TRAPPED IN IDLIB AS SYRIAN ARMY GOES ON SAVAGE OFFENSIVE

ALEPPO:  The main supply routes to the rodents of East Aleppo, who are now trapped like rats (ahem) amidst the impoverished citizens who have to tolerate their stench, inter alia, are:  Qubtaan Al-Jabal-Daarat ‘Izza-North Idlib rural areas AND Idlib city – Saraaqib – Khaan Toomaan.  Now that the Turk border appears to be more reliably…

August 2nd, 2016 03:14 pm    178 comments

800 RODENTS KILLED IN SW ALEPPO BY SAA AND RUAF; TERRORIST SHAMAN OFFERS 74 FEMALE ANGELS IN PARADISE TO THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO DIE IN ALEPPO; AND THEY WILL DIE! HANDARAAT ABOUT TO FALL TO SAA

ALEPPO:  The Russian Defense Ministry has counted over 800 dead rodents during the last 2 days as the terrorist effort to seize back crucial territory in Aleppo has failed.  The terrorist websites have released the named of 56 rats 5 of whom were major field commanders belonging to a hodgepodge of cockroach criminal organizations whose…

July 18th, 2016 09:23 am    219 comments

SYRIAN ARMY THRASHES TERRORIST RODENTS IN ALEPPO AS ARMY EXPANDS CONTROL; AL-MUHAYSINI UNSTABLE IN IDLIB

(Photo courtesy of Sputnik News) ALEPPO:  All eyes are on Al-Layramoon.  The Syrian Army was able, yesterday, to complete control over the very center of this industrial suburb of Syria’s largest and most opulent city.  As I write, Syrian Army engineers are dismantling large numbers of IEDs and mines planted by the escaping rodents of…

July 3rd, 2016 03:23 pm    157 comments

U.S. ALQAEDA TERRORISTS CAPTURE AMERICAN LOUSE LEADER OF JAYSH AL-TAHREER IN IDLIB; NUSRA FORTIFICATIONS PULVERIZED IN N. ALEPPO; TIGER FORCES KILL 51 RODENTS; VILLAGES LIBERATED IN HOMS; NEW GOVERNMENT INSTALLED IN DAMASCUS

IDLIB:  Just when you thought it was safe to frolic in the neighborhood, you get bit hard in the buttocks.  And so the life and times of one, Muhammad Al–Ghaabi, the leader of the American-created neo-nonsensical troupe of imbeciles, the Jaysh Al-Tahreer (Liberation Army),  was captured yesterday by Alqaeda at Kafr Nubbul in Idlib Province…

June 12th, 2016 10:34 am    236 comments

SYRIAN ARMY 3 KILOMETERS FROM TABQA AIRBASE; HUGE TACTICAL DISASTER FOR JAYSH AL-FATH AT HAMA; 7 ARMED VEHICLES VAPORIZED BY ARMY IN DAMASCUS; BAHRAYNI TERRORST LIQUIDATED IN ALEPPO

AL-RAQQA:  This is the most exciting front today in Syria.  The U.S., desperate to show its anti-terrorism credentials, despite 5 years of condoning it, funding it, arming and defending it, is racing to establish some position in order to vent the lie that it has contributed to the defeat of ISIS.  Sadly, for the Americans,…