October 9th, 2016 11:14 am    325 comments

CLINTON V. TRUMP; TRUMP V. CLINTON; WHAT’S THE HURRY?: U.S. STUPIDITY ON TRIAL; SYRIAN ARMY UNSTOPPABLE IN ALEPPO AND HAMA; AL-‘UWAYJA TOTALLY LIBERATED; CANNIBAL RODENTS EATING RODENTS IN IDLIB–NEW INFIGHTING

The U.S. has once again sunk its teeth into the backside of the crocodile, but, can’t pull its teeth out as the croc slowly draws its president, the hapless and useless, Barack Obama, into the river where the giant reptile is going to thrash and squirm until it has the prey wriggling before it in…

October 7th, 2016 09:33 am    205 comments

SYRIAN ARMY RAMPS UP THE ACTION AND LIBERATES AL-SHAYKH SA’EED HILLTOP; NUSRA LEADERSHIP PULVERIZED IN IDLIB

ALEPPO:  An important hill overlooks the Al-‘Aamiriyya and Al-Sukkari quarters just north of the Cement Factory.  The hill is called Tallat Al-Shaykh Sa’eed.  Last night, after a sudden burst of artillery which softened up rodent defenses, the SAA charged up the hill and killed every rat who did not surrender.  The Syrian Army is now…

October 5th, 2016 02:50 pm    190 comments

FRAUD AND LYING!! DR. MANPAD AND THE DREAMS OF WESTERN PROPAGANDISTS; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS AND WOUNDS OVER 200 RODENTS IN SALAMIYYA; BUSTAAN AL-BAASHAA FALLING TO THE SYRIAN ARMY

Ben Casey and his beloved MANPAD poses as surly neurosurgeon and plucky cockroach with Stinger.  (Thanks, Khaled and Silvia) This boy, aged 13 years, was killed by the American moderate opposition in Al-Lataamina because he committed “blasphemy”.  (Thanks, Khaled)    (Also from Khaled’s site) ________________________________________________ HAMA:  Thousands of British-commanded rodents tried to invade the city of…

September 24th, 2016 01:09 pm    368 comments

HANDARAAT CAMP LIBERATED BY SAA AND PALESTINIANS FORCES ALLIED TO GOVERNMENT; 600 RODENTS SURRENDER AND BECOME HUMAN IN SUWAYDAA`; TERRORISTS’ DEFENSIVE LINES COLLAPSE IN ALEPPO CITY, IMPORTANT GAINS IN EAST GHOUTA, BY CANTHAMA

HANDARAAT CAMP:  As of today, Saturday, September 24, 2016, the Palestinian Refugee Camp at Handaraat has been liberated by a combined force of the Syrian Army and allies in Liwaa` Al-Quds, HZB and SSNP.  The Palestinian group, Liwaa` Al-Quds, spearheaded the assault across the Al-Shaaher intersection and the industrial zone to encircle scores of rodents,…

September 8th, 2016 12:43 pm    153 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER ENGLISH-SUPPORTED 150 TERRORIST RODENTS IN HAMA THOUSANDS FLEE THE FINAL BATTLE; SYRIAN ARMY OVERWHELMS RATS IN AL-RAAMOOSA

HAMA:  We have confirmed the death of notorious thief, child molester and Anglophile degenerate, Naayif Abu-Ahmad, in a battle in Kawkab Village during an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to control the lives of these innocent rural folk which took place on September 4, 2016.  The attack was foiled by a combination of SAA infantrymen and PDC…

August 28th, 2016 01:26 pm    468 comments

DAARAYYAA TOTALLY CLEAN; SYRIAN ARMY MOPS IT UP; 700+ JOIN MILITIAS TO FIGHT WAHHABISM;

DAMASCUS:  It’s over.  Plain and simple.  Despite some die-hard degenerate foreigners who felt cheated out of their moment of death and rebirth in a temporal Paradise filled with 72 Virginians, the agreement to evacuate Daarayyaa was finally crowned when other terrorists warned the “end-of-timers” that they would face a different destiny if they were killed…

August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    511 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…

August 20th, 2016 12:09 pm    276 comments

TERRORIST NUMBERS DRYING UP IN ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 60; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RODENTS IN HAMA; MAJOR ADVANCE IN DAARAYYAA; SNAFU AT IDLIB CROSSING

ALEPPO:  With the Syrian and Russian air forces stepping up aerial sorties targeting moving convoys of weapons and rodents from both Idlib Province and Reyhanli in Turk-Occupied Syria, the expeditionary force which first assaulted the southern parts of the city at Al-Raamoosa and the military colleges finds itself at a loss to explain how it…