October 5th, 2016 02:50 pm    190 comments

FRAUD AND LYING!! DR. MANPAD AND THE DREAMS OF WESTERN PROPAGANDISTS; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS AND WOUNDS OVER 200 RODENTS IN SALAMIYYA; BUSTAAN AL-BAASHAA FALLING TO THE SYRIAN ARMY

Ben Casey and his beloved MANPAD poses as surly neurosurgeon and plucky cockroach with Stinger.  (Thanks, Khaled and Silvia) This boy, aged 13 years, was killed by the American moderate opposition in Al-Lataamina because he committed “blasphemy”.  (Thanks, Khaled)    (Also from Khaled’s site) ________________________________________________ HAMA:  Thousands of British-commanded rodents tried to invade the city of…

September 24th, 2016 01:09 pm    368 comments

HANDARAAT CAMP LIBERATED BY SAA AND PALESTINIANS FORCES ALLIED TO GOVERNMENT; 600 RODENTS SURRENDER AND BECOME HUMAN IN SUWAYDAA`; TERRORISTS’ DEFENSIVE LINES COLLAPSE IN ALEPPO CITY, IMPORTANT GAINS IN EAST GHOUTA, BY CANTHAMA

HANDARAAT CAMP:  As of today, Saturday, September 24, 2016, the Palestinian Refugee Camp at Handaraat has been liberated by a combined force of the Syrian Army and allies in Liwaa` Al-Quds, HZB and SSNP.  The Palestinian group, Liwaa` Al-Quds, spearheaded the assault across the Al-Shaaher intersection and the industrial zone to encircle scores of rodents,…

September 8th, 2016 12:43 pm    153 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER ENGLISH-SUPPORTED 150 TERRORIST RODENTS IN HAMA THOUSANDS FLEE THE FINAL BATTLE; SYRIAN ARMY OVERWHELMS RATS IN AL-RAAMOOSA

HAMA:  We have confirmed the death of notorious thief, child molester and Anglophile degenerate, Naayif Abu-Ahmad, in a battle in Kawkab Village during an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to control the lives of these innocent rural folk which took place on September 4, 2016.  The attack was foiled by a combination of SAA infantrymen and PDC…

August 28th, 2016 01:26 pm    467 comments

DAARAYYAA TOTALLY CLEAN; SYRIAN ARMY MOPS IT UP; 700+ JOIN MILITIAS TO FIGHT WAHHABISM;

DAMASCUS:  It’s over.  Plain and simple.  Despite some die-hard degenerate foreigners who felt cheated out of their moment of death and rebirth in a temporal Paradise filled with 72 Virginians, the agreement to evacuate Daarayyaa was finally crowned when other terrorists warned the “end-of-timers” that they would face a different destiny if they were killed…

August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    511 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…

August 20th, 2016 12:09 pm    276 comments

TERRORIST NUMBERS DRYING UP IN ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 60; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RODENTS IN HAMA; MAJOR ADVANCE IN DAARAYYAA; SNAFU AT IDLIB CROSSING

ALEPPO:  With the Syrian and Russian air forces stepping up aerial sorties targeting moving convoys of weapons and rodents from both Idlib Province and Reyhanli in Turk-Occupied Syria, the expeditionary force which first assaulted the southern parts of the city at Al-Raamoosa and the military colleges finds itself at a loss to explain how it…

August 14th, 2016 01:48 pm    165 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES ADVANCE AGAINST TERRORIST BUTCHERS; IDLIB BOMBARDED INTO STONE AGE BY AIR FORCE

ALEPPO:  To show you how deranged and deluded the terrorist rodents are, they just finished a campaign of “culling the herd” during a paroxysm of horror only seen in areas under the control of ISIS.  We can confirm that Nusra, by order of Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (real name: Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi), executed 49 members of…

August 11th, 2016 04:08 pm    193 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS TRAPPED INSIDE PINCER; TRAPPED IN IDLIB AS SYRIAN ARMY GOES ON SAVAGE OFFENSIVE

ALEPPO:  The main supply routes to the rodents of East Aleppo, who are now trapped like rats (ahem) amidst the impoverished citizens who have to tolerate their stench, inter alia, are:  Qubtaan Al-Jabal-Daarat ‘Izza-North Idlib rural areas AND Idlib city – Saraaqib – Khaan Toomaan.  Now that the Turk border appears to be more reliably…