October 7th, 2017 02:38 pm    272 comments

ALALQAEDA TRYING TO HIDE AL-JAWLAANI’S CONDITION A LA MULLAH ‘UMAR; SYRIAN ARMY PUSHING DEEP INTO AL-MAYAADEEN CITY

IDLIB:  As we told you in our last post, Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani is in critical condition being kept alive by Zionist shamans using advanced medical equipment flown in from northern Occupied Palestine by helicopter.   The flights were tracked by Russian ships but were sufficiently outside Syria’s internationally recognized coastal barriers such that no action could…

October 5th, 2017 11:30 am    167 comments

ALQAEDA LEADER ON LIFE SUPPORT; RECEIVING VITAL TREATMENT FROM ZIONIST SHAMANS

IDLIB: The Russians announced it and it’s true.  The man who was born, Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi, near Dayr El-Zor, and who became known to the world as Alqaeda’s franchisee in Syria, Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani, is now on life support being treated by Zionist witch doctors flown in by helicopter from northern Occupied Palestine.  According to…

June 16th, 2017 02:42 pm    757 comments

WHITE HOUSE TURNS INTO LOW-GRADE FARCE OR SITCOM; TRUMP GOING DOWN WITH ISIS; AMERICAN DEMOCRACY ON TRIAL FOR INCOMPETENCE, FAILURE……… RECKLESSNESS

By: Ziad A. Fadel.  Trump is doing a good job of shooting himself in the foot, head and, probably, the haunches.  While I still believe I did the right thing voting for him and urging others to do the same, I did this out of fear that the alternative,  the unctuous, malodorous, noxious Hillary Clinton,…

June 3rd, 2017 02:31 pm    277 comments

MUHAYSINI BOOTED OUT OF JARJANAAZ BY ENRAGED CITIZENS; SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS ISIS INTO DUST IN ALEPPO; ADRIFT IN THE NEAR EAST; AMERICAN POLICY IN A TUNNEL OF MIRRORS; LOCKING HORNS WITH TEHERAN AND MOSCOW

IDLIB:  They wanted to tar and feather him.  If they had gotten their hands on him, he would have been deboned like a chicken.  Instead, like a chicken, he fled the town of Jarjanaaz with a few of his acolytes toward the North where he is expected to seek sanctuary in Turkish-occupied Syria. ‘Abdullah Al–Muhaysini,…

March 4th, 2017 11:22 am    266 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 8 MORE VILLAGES AND TOWNS IN ALEPPO; ABOUT TO ENTER MANBIJ; CRUSHES ALQAEDA ATTACK IN HOMS; RAT MORALE CRASHING

Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, is taking the high road in Syria. We know this because the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF) are realigning with the Syrian government. The SDF knows that the Turk cockroach, Erdoghan, will order his army to move into Manbij to evict them at some point citing his obsessive condition when it…

February 17th, 2017 09:28 am    139 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 74 RATS IN DER’AH; SAA LIBERATES OIL FIELDS; TERRORIST CANNIBALS EAT OTHER CANNIBALS IN SLAUGHTERFEST

DER’AH : DER’AH:     The Syrian Army has put the kibosh on all the dreams of the Saudi/American/Jordanian/British terrorist supporters and enablers in Jordan.  The Southern Front has been exposed as a major strategic flop.  Even the terrorists, who are being supported by the U.S. despite claims that the Americans are fighting a war…

January 2nd, 2017 10:43 am    60 comments

SYRIAN SECURITY FORCES BLUNT TERRORIST ATTACK ON TARTOUS LOSING 2 MARTYRS; ALQAEDA BLASTED BY SAA ARTILLERY IN HOMS; SYRIAN ARMY ABOUT TO BREAK INTO HAZRAAMAA IN DAMASCUS

TARTOUS: It took place on Tartous’s lovely Corniche on the Sea.  A security detail was suspicious about two bearded rodents dressed in military uniforms who did not look like they were Syrians.  When they approached the vehicle in which the rats were seated, the 2 terrorists detonated their explosive belts killing themselves and 2 of…

December 18th, 2016 11:02 am    206 comments

OBAMA’S PSYCHOPATHS ATTACK BUS FOR SICK PEOPLE NEAR FAW’AH; THE THIRD INTIFAADHA IS COMING THANKS TO TRUMP!; FOREIGN MERCENARIES STILL STUCK IN ALEPPO

IDLIB: NORTHERN IDLIB:  Despite an agreement to facilitate more evacuations from East Aleppo in exchange for a serious lifting of the terrorist siege around the two Shi’i Towns  of Faw’ah and Kafarayyaa, which anticipates the transportation of 4,000 citizens in need of medical treatment, the terrorist atheist devil-worshipers opened fire on a bus leaving Faw’ah…