June 21st, 2015 12:24 pm    94 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORIST THUGS DEVASTATED BY SYRIAN ARMY; SAA LIBERATES AL-KHAALIDIYYA; TURKS IN A QUANDARY

      Al-Khaalidiyya:  The Syrian Army has confirmed the complete withdrawal and defeat of the Jaysh Al-Fath criminals from this town so crucial now to the expected assault on remant rodents in Al-Raashideen  as they try to escape the area.  The artillery fire was intense as rat communications signaled an impending withdrawal under unsustainable…

June 16th, 2015 01:09 pm    167 comments

NEW HEIGHTS SEIZED BY SYRIAN ARMY FROM ISIS IN QALAMOON; MORE NAILS IN THE ISIS COFFIN

  DAMASCUS:  It’s getting closer.  Today, we learned the SAA and HZB have secured the following strategic heights in the area of the Al-Jaraajeer Foothills: Tallat Ra`s Al-Koosh and Qurnat Ra`s Al-Sa’ba.  These are areas which used to be controlled by ISIS until the heroic forces of the Syrian state and the Lebanese Resistance decided…

June 8th, 2015 08:48 am    96 comments

ALQAEDA TORN TO SHREDS BY SYRIAN ARMY AND HZB IN QALAMOON; RAT LEADERS FLEE LEAVING THEIR SCUM TO DIE

The Christian-hating rat Alqaeda “Ameer” (commander) of the Qalamoon, Abu Maalik Al-Talli, and 2 other field commanders jumped their sinking ship last night and found temporary haven in ‘Arsaal.  The Lebanese Security Services have pinpointed the location of one of the commanders and is planning to take him into custody.     North Tallat Sadr Al-Bustaan: …

May 18th, 2015 02:48 pm    160 comments

SYRIAN ARMY BATTERS ZIONIST TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON, ALL FALEETA ABOUT TO FALL; COLONEL SUHAYL AL-HASSAN PREDICTS ENTRY INTO JISR AL-SHUGHOOR-NOW!!

Faleetaa Foothills:  The rodent communications tell it all.  There are no avenue for resupply and the remaining bearded Alqaeda rodents have been told that they will soon be at God’s side.  Ho. Ho. Ho.  My Syrian derriere.  They are being annihilated as I write. According to Monzer, who just came back from Zabadaani, the concentric…

May 16th, 2015 09:02 am    208 comments

DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY AND HZB CONQUER ALL RA`S AL-MA’ARRA; AMERICAN-SUPPORTED TERRORISTS IN DISARRAY

The sudden joint Syrian/Lebanese attack on positions long-held by the Alqaeda/Nusra terrorists has resulted in some very interesting developments.  Based on Ba’ath Party sources and Monzer’s memos to me, it appears the rats were not prepared for the kind of invasion they saw in the areas of the Qalamoon which have been liberated.  It took…

May 14th, 2015 09:15 am    185 comments

NUSRA LEADER ESCAPES TO LEBANON AS SYRIAN ARMY FIRE POWER SHATTERS TERRORIST POSITIONS IN QALAMOON

DAMASCUS:  The notoriously inept child molesting leader of Nusra/Alqaeda in the Qalamoon has called it quits and has abandoned his rats on the Syrian side for the comforts of the Lebanese.  Abu Maalik Al-Talli is now in ‘Arsaal having slinked away between SAA and HZB lines like a real rodent.  His location before this heroic…