August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    511 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…

August 14th, 2016 01:48 pm    165 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES ADVANCE AGAINST TERRORIST BUTCHERS; IDLIB BOMBARDED INTO STONE AGE BY AIR FORCE

ALEPPO:  To show you how deranged and deluded the terrorist rodents are, they just finished a campaign of “culling the herd” during a paroxysm of horror only seen in areas under the control of ISIS.  We can confirm that Nusra, by order of Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (real name: Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi), executed 49 members of…

August 13th, 2016 10:11 am    285 comments

STUNNING REVERSALS FOR TERRORIST RODENTS IN ALEPPO; FAYLAQ AL-SHAAM REDUCED TO POWDER IN LATAKIA–NO LONGER EXISTS! 7000 TERRORIST LEMMINGS MASSING SOUTH OF ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  As this war for the second grand prize unfolds, it becomes eminently clear who will be triumphant.  One of the indicators of terrorist failure is the plangent litany of lies emanating from the world’s least respected mainstream media outlets – the ones controlled by Zionism or its ugly sister, Arabianism/Wahhabism.  These media outlets vie…

July 3rd, 2016 03:23 pm    157 comments

U.S. ALQAEDA TERRORISTS CAPTURE AMERICAN LOUSE LEADER OF JAYSH AL-TAHREER IN IDLIB; NUSRA FORTIFICATIONS PULVERIZED IN N. ALEPPO; TIGER FORCES KILL 51 RODENTS; VILLAGES LIBERATED IN HOMS; NEW GOVERNMENT INSTALLED IN DAMASCUS

IDLIB:  Just when you thought it was safe to frolic in the neighborhood, you get bit hard in the buttocks.  And so the life and times of one, Muhammad Al–Ghaabi, the leader of the American-created neo-nonsensical troupe of imbeciles, the Jaysh Al-Tahreer (Liberation Army),  was captured yesterday by Alqaeda at Kafr Nubbul in Idlib Province…

June 10th, 2016 08:43 am    155 comments

“SOUTHERN FRONT” LEADER BLOWS SELF UP IN BOTCHED INSPECTION; ALQAEDA CRUSHED IN HOMS AGAIN; TEHERAN CONFERENCE MASSIVE SUCCESS; IRAN OKAYS MOVE INTO SYRIA

IRAN:   The meeting of the 3 defense ministers was so successful, Russian minister, Sergei Shoigu, insisted “there will be more” of the same.  The meeting was so upbeat that the normally cameral-shy generals permitted reporters to film some of the proceedings for public consumption.  Iran has begun preparations to send more troops into Syria to…

May 24th, 2016 10:11 am    205 comments

ZIONIST AND SAUDI SAVAGES BEHIND EXPLOSIONS ON COAST; RESISTANCE FIGHTERS TO SKIN SAUDI AMBASSADOR ALIVE IN BEIRUT;

The explosions on the coast don’t have SyrPer the least bit concerned because they are indicative of the kind of mentality which is drenched in failure, frustration and desperation.  My source, Wael, in Latakia Province has confirmed that 85% of the casualties caused by the multiple explosions were Sunni Muslims, who, evidently, did not revolt…

May 22nd, 2016 02:52 pm    292 comments

LATAKIA: ALQAEDA RAT LEADER KILLED, AT LAST! ALEPPO: SYRIAN SECURITY SEIZES HUGE MEDICAL SUPPLY TO ISIS FROM TURKEY; HAMA: THE SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS AL-ZAARA POWER STATION

Tal Al-Haddaada:  This is a major push into the one area which will open up the corridor to thousands of our troops designated for the liberation of all Idlib Province and the complete extermination of the American-Saudi-supported reptiles who infest the area.  Yesterday, in a blaze of fire, the Syrian Army and its allies in…