October 29th, 2016 11:14 am    214 comments

MUHAYSINI ADMITS WEAPONS FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND TURKEY; TERRORISTS NAME 3 FOREIGN RODENTS IN SUICIDE TRUCKS IN ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY FORCES RATS TO FLEE IN HAMA; KILLS 11 IN HOMS

HAMA:  The terrorist rodents are trying to get back Sooraan to punish the citizens there who are cheering the Syrian Army’s liberation of their town from the poison of the medieval plague foisted on them by the American-funded rodents of Nusra/Alqaeda.  They have failed miserably and have been forced to redirect their vermin to other,…

October 23rd, 2016 11:29 am    116 comments

TERRORISTS SMASHED IN JAWBAR LEAVING THEIR DEAD BEHIND; SYRIAN AIR FORCE DEMOLISHES TURK RATS IN LATAKIA; HUGE GAINS IN HAMA; JAYSH AL-ISLAM IS LEAVING DOUMAA

LATAKIA:  The Syrian and Russian air forces have raised the number of sorties in northeast Latakia pummeling the Nusra/Alqaeda group and its unfortunate allies in the Turkestaan Party.   On Friday, October 21, 2016, the aircraft bombed Tirdeen Village, Kafr Sind, Al-Kinda and west of Kifaaf Rujoob causing casualties so extensive my source in the area…

October 9th, 2016 11:14 am    325 comments

CLINTON V. TRUMP; TRUMP V. CLINTON; WHAT’S THE HURRY?: U.S. STUPIDITY ON TRIAL; SYRIAN ARMY UNSTOPPABLE IN ALEPPO AND HAMA; AL-‘UWAYJA TOTALLY LIBERATED; CANNIBAL RODENTS EATING RODENTS IN IDLIB–NEW INFIGHTING

The U.S. has once again sunk its teeth into the backside of the crocodile, but, can’t pull its teeth out as the croc slowly draws its president, the hapless and useless, Barack Obama, into the river where the giant reptile is going to thrash and squirm until it has the prey wriggling before it in…

October 7th, 2016 09:33 am    205 comments

SYRIAN ARMY RAMPS UP THE ACTION AND LIBERATES AL-SHAYKH SA’EED HILLTOP; NUSRA LEADERSHIP PULVERIZED IN IDLIB

ALEPPO:  An important hill overlooks the Al-‘Aamiriyya and Al-Sukkari quarters just north of the Cement Factory.  The hill is called Tallat Al-Shaykh Sa’eed.  Last night, after a sudden burst of artillery which softened up rodent defenses, the SAA charged up the hill and killed every rat who did not surrender.  The Syrian Army is now…

September 29th, 2016 03:42 pm    441 comments

TERRORIST VULTURES TRY TO INFILTRATE AL-FARAAFIRA BUT FIZZLE INSTEAD; SYRIAN ARMY WIPES OUT 70+ RODENTS IN HAMA;

ALEPPO:  The American-trained and sponsored rodents who receive their paychecks from the bankrupt Saudi regime couldn’t stand the idea of losing Al-Faraafira.  So, they tried to infiltrate back into the area.  But, the SAA, now flush with hundreds of thousands of militiamen and volunteers, trained over 5 years of exterminating rats, not only pushed them…

September 19th, 2016 02:22 pm    403 comments

AMERICAN SUPPORTED TERRORISTS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN HAMA; THE SO-CALLED CEASE-FIRE IS OVER AND PUTIN IS ON FIRE! AMERICAN TERRORISTS EXECUTE 26 CITIZENS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEAVE INFESTED AREAS IN ALEPPO

HURRAY!  HOOOOOORAY! YIPPY-DEE-DOO DAH, YIPPY DEE YAY!  MY, OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!  THE CEASE FIRE IS OVER AND OUR ARMY IS NOW FREE TO HUNT DOWN THE TERRORIST VERMIN BACKED BY THE SLIMY ENGLISH, ZIONISTS, SAUDIS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS.  IT ENDED LAST NIGHT AT 11:59 P.M. AND THE SYRIAN ARMY, ITS ALLIES…

September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…