January 4th, 2016 09:13 am    68 comments

DOUMA DEFENSES FALLING APART; MAJOR DEFECTION IN RANKS OF OPPOSITION; SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSHES ALQAEDA IN LATAKIA; TERRORIST RATS TRY COUNTER-ATTACK AND FLOP IN DER’AH

DAMASCUS:  Once a charismatic rat like ‘Alloosh gets flushed down the toilet to the main sewer in Hell, you can expect pandemonium to rule the day.  The terrorist presence in the Doumaa area is growing increasingly sparse with only the most die-hard elements remaining.  A group calling itself Liwaa` Al-Maghaaweer, a tarted-up gang of Schwarzenegger…

December 25th, 2015 11:33 am    121 comments

‘ALLOOSH DEAD IN DAMASCUS! BASTARD BLOWN INTO SMITHEREENS! HOMS: THE BATTLE TO RETAKE MAHEEN DELIVERS SCORES OF DEAD ALQAEDA RATS; TURK-SUPPLIED CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN LATAKIA IN PICTURES

  DAMASCUS:  WE ARE CONFIRMING THE DEATH OF THE STINKING RAT ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH IN AN AERIAL RAID BY THE SAAF AT HIS HQ IN THE EAST GHOUTA, SPECIFICALLY AT AL-‘AALIYA FARMS.  MORE TO COME LATER.   HOMS:  Syria’s air force was very active over the eastern part of Homs Province today and yesterday in an…

December 9th, 2015 02:02 pm    191 comments

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 2 MORE AREAS OF PROVINCE; HOMS CITY FREE OF RATS, AT LAST!

LATAKIA:     The Syrian Army has added 2 more locations to the long list of liberated towns and villages close to the border with Turk-Occupied Syria (Hatay): Bireendi (Var: Brindi) Summit has been deloused and liberated from Alqaeda/Nusra. Al-Rubay’ah Heights has been totally freed of the rodent filth . As of now, the SAA and…

December 8th, 2015 09:41 am    173 comments

SYRIAN ARMY THWARTS AMERICAN/ISIS ATTACK ON ITS BASE IN DAYR EL-ZOR AS RUSSIA OPENS TWO AIRBASES; AL-WA’ER ECSTATIC AFTER WITHDRAWAL OF TERRORISTS

DAYR EL-ZOR:  You have all heard the news about the American air strike on the 137th Artillery Brigade stationed at a Desert Forces Base between ‘Ayyaash and Al-Baaghiliyya.  You may have also heard about the American attempt to blame the malicious attack on the Russian Air Force which even the Syrian Army has described as…

December 6th, 2015 10:10 am    324 comments

RUSSIA BUILDING NEW AIRBASE AT AL-SHU’AYRAAT; NEW AIRCRAFT ARRIVING IN SYRIA; T90 ON DISPLAY IN ALEPPO

HOMS: It’s now official, the Russian Defense Ministry has approved the preparation of a new airbase for the RuAF in the area of Al-Shu’ayraat where another SAAF base was located.   It appears that the coastal base at Humaymeem is insufficient to handle the number of sorties required to eradicate the terrorists from Syria while also…

December 3rd, 2015 10:49 am    126 comments

LATAKIA: JOINT SYRIAN-RUSSIAN PREPARATIONS TO BLOCK RAT ESCAPE FROM JISR AL-SHUGHOOR; ARMY ADVANCES IN DAMASCUS

LATAKIA:  We are not reporting here anything exclusive or new.  It is now well known that Syria’s Special Forces are involved with Russia’s Speznaz in training for the rear-holding action which will start quite soon in the Waadi Al-Ghaab area to liberate the town of Jisr Al-Shughoor from the stink and disease of American-supported “moderate”…

December 1st, 2015 09:31 am    153 comments

IDLIB: BINGO! RUSSIAN BOMBERS HIT PAYDIRT IN SARAAQIB; HOMS: TERRORISTS NEGOTIATING COMPLETE WITHDRAWAL FROM AL-WA’ER; ALEPPO ALQAEDA LEADERS BURIED ALIVE TODAY

HOMS:  Governor Baraazi is closing the distance between the government and the rats at Al-Wa’er.  It appears only a few conditions remain at issue between the two parties.  Unfortunately, the government may agree to allow the remnant rodents to withdraw safely to another town in the North. Kafr Laahaa-Al-Sama’leel Axis:   A brilliantly engineered ambush by…

November 30th, 2015 09:46 am    116 comments

DISASTERS FOR U.S.-SUPPORTED ALQAEDA ALL OVER SYRIA; SYRIAN ARMY BRUSHES ISIS AWAY AT ALEPPO AF ACADEMY; MAHEEN ALMOST LIBERATED IN HOMS; ZIAD’S INTERVIEW WITH MONK RADIO

HOMS:  No sooner had I completed my report yesterday than another report came in confirming the Syrian Army’s move into Maheen Town where intense fighting is taking place amidst crowded alleyways and narrow roads.   I have been informed that the MoD is predicting a complete wipe-out of terrorist vermin within the next 48 hours or…