February 22nd, 2014 01:25 pm    31 comments

TUNISIAN WEASELS IN HOMS GO TO HELL

HOMS:  Al-Zaara:  Continuing efforts by trapped rodents in this crucial town on the Leb border are creating greater opportunities to cull the population. Yesterday, we are pleased to announce the departure of these from the temporal world: Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.715371&lon=36.256042&z=15&m=b Yunus Sa’eed Yunus (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE) Matar Al-Haamidi (TUNISIAN INTESTINAL VIRUS) ‘Imaad Muhamad Al-Majdhoob Mustafaa…

September 20th, 2013 03:54 pm    82 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 20, 2013 – HOMS BEING CLEARED QUICKLY; DER’AH SEES MORE RATS SLIDE TO HELL

HOMS: The following towns and villages have been completely deloused: MushayrifaMas’adaMusay’idKhataabIssmid‘Umm Haaratayn East and WestAl-Sultananiyya and Saalem East and West DER’AH: ‘Itmaan:  SAA killed these vermin: Khaldoon Jamaal Al-MassriRustum Zaydaan Al-Massri‘Imaad Saaleh Al-‘Uwayd OUR CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-MASSRI FAMILY FOR THE ADDITION TO BELIAL’S ROSTER IN HELL.  GOOD SHOW.  Al-Shaykh Sa’ad:  NDF and SAA terminated…

August 12th, 2013 07:25 pm    34 comments

RAT TERRORISTS TAKE SATAN’S SCOOTER TO HELL IN HOMS; COMPLETE ANARCHY AMONG TERRORISTS AS ARMY TAKES THEM DOWN ONE BY ONE.

Baab Hood:  The Syrian Army has now advanced into 80% of Baab Hood and there is no realistic way for the rat terrorists to stop the complete annihilation of their positions.  Yesterday, Wael reports that 44 of their rodents jumped ship and demanded implementation of the amnesty program.  According to their statements, the remaining vermin…

October 13th, 2011 05:01 pm    Comments Off on ACTOR ALFRED MOLINA JOINS CHORUS OF CYNICS AND PRAISES ARBABSIAR AS GREAT ACTOR; NEWARK MOTEL, MY NIGHT IN HELL;

ACTOR ALFRED MOLINA JOINS CHORUS OF CYNICS AND PRAISES ARBABSIAR AS GREAT ACTOR; NEWARK MOTEL, MY NIGHT IN HELL;

SECOND POST:  October 13, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE CONTINUING COVERAGE OF PLOT TO ASSASSINATE SISSIFIED SAUDI AMBASSADOR JUBEIR – London, U.K. Algernon Snortley reporting –  In a news conference held today in St. Bumstead’s Hall near Ealing,  British actor Alfred Molina, who is of both Spanish and Italian heritage, extolled Mansoor Arbabsiar as a “man…