October 29th, 2014 02:10 pm    51 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES HAWSH AL-FAARRA AND SURROUNDS MAYDA’AA; FOREIGN RODENTS FROM U.K. AND AUSTRALIA DIE IN SYRIA

Hawsh Al-Faarra:  (It means Courtyard of the Female Mouse or the Courtyard of the Female Fugitive)  Whatever it means, the SAA has completely liberated this village as of 2 days ago.   Mayda’ah:  This important connecting link to the successful campaign to delouse the entire East Ghoutaa is under very tight artillery control as of…

October 15th, 2014 12:48 pm    69 comments

SYRIAN ARMY VANQUISHES SAUDI RATS IN JAWBAR

DAMASCUS: Jawbar:  It could be announced any moment.  The SAA is primarily involved in cleaning up over-ground and underground in this once-infested town.  An attempt by remnant rodents to re-infiltrate in the direction of the Soap Factory and slaughterhouses was repelled with substantial losses to the mostly foreign rodents of Nusra.  The rats used another…

October 6th, 2014 10:31 am    97 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEFEATS FOREIGN RODENTS IN GHOUTA AS SYRIAN CITIZENS RETURN TO ADRAA HOMES

DAMASCUS: (Photo: Alalam) In the thousands, Syrian citizens are pouring back into ‘Adraa Town and ‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies after the SAA signaled complete clean-up of IEDs and mines from the area.  According to Monzer in Damascus, the SAA dismantled over 1,200 IEDs and mines including booby-trapped cars and homes.  New technology enabled the SAA to…

July 6th, 2014 12:16 pm    23 comments

TERRORISTS FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES IN DAMASCUS

Harastaa: At the Salaahuddeen Mosque and the Secondary School Roundabout, a van with weapons and ammunition was halted by alert police who called in help from NDF.  Once the van was surrounded and the passengers had not hope of escape, they were offered the chance to surrender. According to Monzer, 1 terrorist shouted out that…

June 29th, 2014 12:54 pm    7 comments

NUSRA COLLAPSING IN DAMASCUS; TERRORISTS FLAIL AT BREWERY AND LIQUOR FACTORY

  Saqba Village:  10 Nusra terrorists killed and 23 wounded in an SAA assault at night catching the mercenaries sleeping.  A 23mm machine gun was seized and a large cache of weapons delivered to the NDF for killing Saudis: Hassan Al-Hindaawi Mufeed Barhoom Kifaah Sultaani Nizaar ‘Adlooni Hassan Al-Safsafi The rest were foreigners carrying fraudulent…