UMM SHARSHOOH LIBERATED! VULTURES DOWN IN DROVES 1
June 15th, 2014 12:19 pm    12 comments

UMM SHARSHOOH LIBERATED! VULTURES DOWN IN DROVES

HOMS: With the Syrian Air Force and SAA artillery now engaged in a coordinated assault on ISIS terrorists in Iraq, it doesn’t mean we don’t have the power to wipe out the terrorists at home.  Umm Sharshooh:  In Northern Homs near Talbeesa.  The SAA has declared this area completely terrorist-free as Nusra terrorists read the…

SAA INTENSIFIES ASSAULTS! ALEPPO RED HERRING PLANNED 3
June 1st, 2014 12:37 pm    99 comments

SAA INTENSIFIES ASSAULTS! ALEPPO RED HERRING PLANNED

  DAMASCUS: Al-Maleeha near the Tamico Pharmaceutical ComplexL  SAA wiped out whole nests of groups like the Islamic Union of Syrian Soldiers (Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaamiy Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam, yawn) and its artillery sub-group “Mothers of Muslims Brigades” (double-yawn).  The following were confirmed killed: Muhammad ‘Abdul-Fattaah “Abu-Ziyaad” (ALGERIAN MUCOUS COLLECTOR AND BARBARY APE. Id pending) “Abu Fahd” (SAUDI…

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA 11
May 26th, 2014 03:00 pm    28 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA

  HAMA: SYRPER IS ECSTATIC IN ANNOUNCING ANOTHER DEPARTURE OF A WANTED NUSRA SCAVENGER CREEP BY THE NAME OF “ABU KHATTAAB AL-HAMAWI”.  (Wild applause) He was in Hama City trying to drum up interest in more operations to destroy Syria. For some reason, his audience wasn’t impressed and called the Ministry of the Interior.  With…

TERRORISTS SUFFER UNSUSTAINABLE LOSSES IN AL-MALEEHA 16
May 16th, 2014 10:06 am    28 comments

TERRORISTS SUFFER UNSUSTAINABLE LOSSES IN AL-MALEEHA

    DAMASCUS: Al-Maleeha: It appears the SAA has now completely enveloped the area and taken over all possible resupply routes for the terrorists inside.  They are in an hopeless situation and will be eradicated shortly. Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer – Zibdeen:  All supply routes and warehouses under SAA control now, especially as to the east and…

ZABADAANI FALLS TO SAA ALL RATS GO TO HELL 21
April 27th, 2014 12:33 pm    119 comments

ZABADAANI FALLS TO SAA ALL RATS GO TO HELL

    DAMASCUS: Al-Zabadaani:  The town of Al-Zabadaani has seen its last days as a nest for filthy, ignorant rodent terrorists.  Despite an agreement over a month ago to share security with NDF, the town finally fell to the SAA after town elders encouraged the remaining local vermin to surrender – which they did after…

ALEPPO AL-ZAHRAA RESIDENCE AREA LIBERATED! 23
April 12th, 2014 09:45 am    25 comments

ALEPPO AL-ZAHRAA RESIDENCE AREA LIBERATED!

    ALEPPO: Al-Zahraa:  This town is on the path to the liberation of ‘Anadaan, the key to all Aleppo.  Yesterday, we received confirmation from Wael that the residential areas have been deloused completely now and that the remaining areas are in the cross hairs.  SyrPer predicts that all Al-Zahraa will be in the hands…