September 16th, 2016 09:15 am    262 comments

RATS LEAVE 55 CARCASSES IN FAILED ATTACK ON SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

HAMA:  As I have been saying, the terrorist groups have lost too many of their battle-hardened field commanders, leaving such leadership in the hands of fanatical imbeciles commanded by the simian Saudis.  And so we have the deplorable events of yesterday when a band of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda attempted to overtake SAA positions at…

September 8th, 2016 12:43 pm    153 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER ENGLISH-SUPPORTED 150 TERRORIST RODENTS IN HAMA THOUSANDS FLEE THE FINAL BATTLE; SYRIAN ARMY OVERWHELMS RATS IN AL-RAAMOOSA

HAMA:  We have confirmed the death of notorious thief, child molester and Anglophile degenerate, Naayif Abu-Ahmad, in a battle in Kawkab Village during an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to control the lives of these innocent rural folk which took place on September 4, 2016.  The attack was foiled by a combination of SAA infantrymen and PDC…

September 5th, 2016 02:02 pm    506 comments

ALEPPO: PATHWAY INTO EAST ALEPPO SEALED AS SAA CONQUERS ALL MILITARY ACADEMIES; OBAMA AND ERDOGHAN BITING BOTH THEIR NOSES; ASSAD TRIUMPHANT EVERYWHERE

ALEPPO:  This is the bad Saudi dream.  Always hoping for a glimpse of sunshine in an otherwise darkened and hostile world, the apes of Saudi Arabia have to feast their eyes today on a shattered army of repugnant foreign mercenaries as they shuffle their feet to the tune of “It’s a long way to Tipperary.” …

August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    511 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…

August 20th, 2016 12:09 pm    276 comments

TERRORIST NUMBERS DRYING UP IN ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 60; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RODENTS IN HAMA; MAJOR ADVANCE IN DAARAYYAA; SNAFU AT IDLIB CROSSING

ALEPPO:  With the Syrian and Russian air forces stepping up aerial sorties targeting moving convoys of weapons and rodents from both Idlib Province and Reyhanli in Turk-Occupied Syria, the expeditionary force which first assaulted the southern parts of the city at Al-Raamoosa and the military colleges finds itself at a loss to explain how it…

July 25th, 2016 10:00 am    166 comments

OBAMA’S HEROES BURN FAMILY ALIVE TRYING TO ESCAPE KIRKUK! SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES ITS ONSLAUGHT IN DER’AH AS ARMY EVAPORATES TERRORISTS IN HAMA; TERRORIST DEFENSES COLLAPSING IN ALEPPO

This is Obama’s, Robert Ford’s, Hillary Clinton’s and David Cameron’s most beautiful dream: watching Iraqi civilians being burned alive as sacrifice to the glory of Obama’s  Oreo Cookie God.  This family, a father, mother and 2 year old girl, were placed in a cage, just like that Jordanian pilot (Mu’aadh Al-Kassaasiba) who was shot down…

July 23rd, 2016 11:07 am    167 comments

RODENT SAUDIS MEET ZIONIST RODENT POLISH COUSINS IN OCCUPIED PALESTINE; ARE THERE ANY REAL PALESTINIANS LEFT? ISIS AMBUSHED IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES NEW AREAS IN DAMASCUS

He has asked for a warrant for his execution.  He will get it from the people of Palestine if they still have any honor left.  This Saudi rodent and child molester is formally seeking ties with history’s most illegitimate political abomination.  Their Russian and Polish DNA tells the whole story.  In fact, ‘Ishqi can be…