June 26th, 2016 09:52 am    175 comments

SYRIAN ARMY OPENS 5 FRONTS TO LIBERATE ALEPPO; TERRORIST CANNIBALS REELING AND BEGGING FOR HELP; ARMY STRANGLES ALQAEDA IN HAMA; LIBERATES AL-RAMLIYYA!

ALEPPO:  Big news breaking today.  The assault about which I wrote yesterday has started in earnest this morning, Damascus time, and involves 5 separate fronts most of which are concentrated on encircling all fortifications and positions of Alqaeda and its affiliates at the Castillo Highway – the terrorist lifeblood artery which the rodents cannot lose…

June 23rd, 2016 12:13 pm    171 comments

JORDANIAN HALF-BREED PYGMY KING OF JORDAN GETS HANDS BURNED BY JORDANIAN TRUCKS! ISIS AND ALQAEDA SUFFER MASSIVE SETBACKS ON ALL FRONTS; AJNAAD AL-SHAAM JACKAL ROASTED IN ALEPPO

JORDAN:  You can’t imagine our delight at finding out that the attack two days ago on a Jordanian border police was carried out by a group of suicide truck drivers driving trucks donated by the generous imbecile in Amman to the terrorist organizations he supports in Syria.  Isn’t that a scream? According to Jordanian media,…

June 19th, 2016 03:12 pm    132 comments

BRITISH-BACKED TERRORISTS MASSACRED IN SOUTH ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY SEIZES ISIS ARMS DEPOT IN AL-RAQQA; ALQAEDA WIPED OUT IN DER’AH

ALEPPO:  Imagine what a delight to return to my computer and find all those juicy reports from my sources.  In southern Aleppo, a determined assault by a combination of rodent terrorist groups resulted in an outright massacre at the village of Khaalisa where both the SAA and the HZB pulled out in an organized mannter,…

June 7th, 2016 02:36 pm    133 comments

ISIS SMASHED IN AL-RAQQA AS U.S. RACES TO SAVE FACE; 2 AIRBASES DENIED TO OBAMA; SAUDI ARABIA UNABLE TO RECOVER FROM DISASTROUS POLICY IN SYRIA

AL-RAQQA: Two can play at the game of “Steppin’ Carcasses”, as you can see with our National Defense Force soldier posing for the camera in Al-Raqqa Province.  (Khaled sent these photos posted by Ivan Sidorenko).    The Syrian Army has shocked the United States and its simian allies by pushing an offensive which aims to…

May 30th, 2016 12:38 pm    182 comments

OBAMA’S TERRORISTS SUFFER HUGE LOSSES IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES ISIS IN DAYR-EL-ZOR

A T-90 tank displayed in Aleppo.(Thanks, Khaled Nawaz Al-Nouri) _____________________________________________________________________ HAMA:  Turk idiots are gnashing their teeth over the losses taken in this province yesterday. Jaysh Al-Fath lost over 45 of their favorite rodents at the break of dawn this last Sunday.  Nusra/Alqaeda also took a battering when it lost close to 18 rats.  Ahraar…

May 27th, 2016 03:33 pm    101 comments

SYRIAN SECURITY LIBERATES 20 HOSTAGES FROM AL-ZAARA DESTINED FOR SLAUGHTER BY OBAMA’S MURDERERS

(Thanks, Khaled Nawaz Al-Nouri) __________________________________________________ HAMA: Maharda: Unable to occupy this 100% Christian town where all the men have served in the military and from where the Syrian Special Forces get their best commandos, the rats have resigned themselves to firing rockets at infrastructural targets like the Electrical Generating Station associated with the town.  Luckily,…

May 22nd, 2016 02:52 pm    292 comments

LATAKIA: ALQAEDA RAT LEADER KILLED, AT LAST! ALEPPO: SYRIAN SECURITY SEIZES HUGE MEDICAL SUPPLY TO ISIS FROM TURKEY; HAMA: THE SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS AL-ZAARA POWER STATION

Tal Al-Haddaada:  This is a major push into the one area which will open up the corridor to thousands of our troops designated for the liberation of all Idlib Province and the complete extermination of the American-Saudi-supported reptiles who infest the area.  Yesterday, in a blaze of fire, the Syrian Army and its allies in…