May 26th, 2014 03:00 pm    28 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA

  HAMA: SYRPER IS ECSTATIC IN ANNOUNCING ANOTHER DEPARTURE OF A WANTED NUSRA SCAVENGER CREEP BY THE NAME OF “ABU KHATTAAB AL-HAMAWI”.  (Wild applause) He was in Hama City trying to drum up interest in more operations to destroy Syria. For some reason, his audience wasn’t impressed and called the Ministry of the Interior.  With…

May 16th, 2014 10:06 am    28 comments

TERRORISTS SUFFER UNSUSTAINABLE LOSSES IN AL-MALEEHA

    DAMASCUS: Al-Maleeha: It appears the SAA has now completely enveloped the area and taken over all possible resupply routes for the terrorists inside.  They are in an hopeless situation and will be eradicated shortly. Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer – Zibdeen:  All supply routes and warehouses under SAA control now, especially as to the east and…

April 27th, 2014 12:33 pm    119 comments

ZABADAANI FALLS TO SAA ALL RATS GO TO HELL

    DAMASCUS: Al-Zabadaani:  The town of Al-Zabadaani has seen its last days as a nest for filthy, ignorant rodent terrorists.  Despite an agreement over a month ago to share security with NDF, the town finally fell to the SAA after town elders encouraged the remaining local vermin to surrender – which they did after…

April 12th, 2014 09:45 am    25 comments

ALEPPO AL-ZAHRAA RESIDENCE AREA LIBERATED!

    ALEPPO: Al-Zahraa:  This town is on the path to the liberation of ‘Anadaan, the key to all Aleppo.  Yesterday, we received confirmation from Wael that the residential areas have been deloused completely now and that the remaining areas are in the cross hairs.  SyrPer predicts that all Al-Zahraa will be in the hands…

April 11th, 2014 10:26 am    37 comments

OBAMA ERDOGHAN STILL ON WAR CRIMES PATH

  ALEPPO/HATAY: We have been reading about a new terrorist organization created by the United States War Criminal government of Barack Obama.  The group, according to our sources, is exclusively made up of trainees at U.S. terrorism base in Jordan who were ordered out by the Jordanian government as part of King Abdullah’s recent volte…

April 10th, 2014 10:22 am    58 comments

MAJOR SAA THRUST AT KASAB RATS SURRENDERING ALL OVER SYRIA

 DAMASCUS:     Al-Subayna: (Var. Al-Sabeena):  On Tuesday, 26 rodents joined the human race by surrendering all their weapons and resolving their dispute with with the Syrian people by signing covenants not to engage any longer in terrorist activities. Also at Al-Subayna, but on Wednesday, another 17 former rats renounced living in alleyways and eating…

April 5th, 2014 07:52 am    12 comments

KASAB FRONT DISASTER FOR OBAMA; HAMA CITIZENS KILL 52 NUSRA RATS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  LATAKIA: Kasab:  Syrian Perspective is delighted to report the descent of a leader of the Ahraar Al-Shaam into the penumbra of eternal damnation at the hands of the SAA.  That’s him in the little picture below taken by a Ba’ath Party official:  Anas Al-Hulwa (a/k/a Abu Muhaajer) killed while trying to re-infiltrate Crosspoint 45.  SAA…