July 7th, 2014 02:40 pm    20 comments

NATO KILLERS FIND HELL ALL OVER SYRIA: LATAKIA, HAMA, IDLIB, HOMS

HAMA:  MAJOR OPERATION AT ABU DAALLI VILLAGE, shows how committed the citizens of Syria are to stopping the flow of Obama’s psycho-killers into their country.  The SAA and NDF, with the complete assistance of civilians from this village and other surrounding towns, savaged a convoy of NATO-Obama rodents as it tried to make its way…

July 2nd, 2014 01:23 pm    93 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES MAYDA’AH IN THE GHOUTA

    Syrian News Sources have confirmed that the terrorists of ISIS, who just yesterday, kicked out the Nusra organization from Mayda’ah, have started to scatter in the countryside after units of the 1st Army Corps began to arrive and circle the city bolstered by heavy SAAF bombing. Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.558741&lon=36.525421&z=14&m=b   Manshiyyat Khaan Al-Shaykh: …

June 15th, 2014 12:19 pm    12 comments

UMM SHARSHOOH LIBERATED! VULTURES DOWN IN DROVES

HOMS: With the Syrian Air Force and SAA artillery now engaged in a coordinated assault on ISIS terrorists in Iraq, it doesn’t mean we don’t have the power to wipe out the terrorists at home.  Umm Sharshooh:  In Northern Homs near Talbeesa.  The SAA has declared this area completely terrorist-free as Nusra terrorists read the…

June 1st, 2014 12:37 pm    99 comments

SAA INTENSIFIES ASSAULTS! ALEPPO RED HERRING PLANNED

  DAMASCUS: Al-Maleeha near the Tamico Pharmaceutical ComplexL  SAA wiped out whole nests of groups like the Islamic Union of Syrian Soldiers (Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaamiy Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam, yawn) and its artillery sub-group “Mothers of Muslims Brigades” (double-yawn).  The following were confirmed killed: Muhammad ‘Abdul-Fattaah “Abu-Ziyaad” (ALGERIAN MUCOUS COLLECTOR AND BARBARY APE. Id pending) “Abu Fahd” (SAUDI…

May 26th, 2014 03:00 pm    28 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA

  HAMA: SYRPER IS ECSTATIC IN ANNOUNCING ANOTHER DEPARTURE OF A WANTED NUSRA SCAVENGER CREEP BY THE NAME OF “ABU KHATTAAB AL-HAMAWI”.  (Wild applause) He was in Hama City trying to drum up interest in more operations to destroy Syria. For some reason, his audience wasn’t impressed and called the Ministry of the Interior.  With…

May 16th, 2014 10:06 am    28 comments

TERRORISTS SUFFER UNSUSTAINABLE LOSSES IN AL-MALEEHA

    DAMASCUS: Al-Maleeha: It appears the SAA has now completely enveloped the area and taken over all possible resupply routes for the terrorists inside.  They are in an hopeless situation and will be eradicated shortly. Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer – Zibdeen:  All supply routes and warehouses under SAA control now, especially as to the east and…

April 27th, 2014 12:33 pm    119 comments

ZABADAANI FALLS TO SAA ALL RATS GO TO HELL

    DAMASCUS: Al-Zabadaani:  The town of Al-Zabadaani has seen its last days as a nest for filthy, ignorant rodent terrorists.  Despite an agreement over a month ago to share security with NDF, the town finally fell to the SAA after town elders encouraged the remaining local vermin to surrender – which they did after…