August 12th, 2017 09:16 am    113 comments

APPOINTMENT IN RAQQA; Al-SUKHNA LIBERATED! SYRIAN ARMY PUSHES NORTH AND EAST; ISIS OUT OF WEAPONS AND STRATEGY; SO ARE THE AMERICANS

Over 600,000 Syrian refugees have returned this year to their homeland and they are being placed back in their own towns, villages and cities whenever possible.  ISIS on the other hand is getting a clear message from their Almighty Deity of Death:  “quit this war or spend eternity in Hell.”  Well, they haven’t seen their…

June 25th, 2017 09:58 am    587 comments

ISIS NIHILISTS DESTROY ICONIC MOSUL MOSQUE; SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS EAST DAYR EL-ZOR; SAA CRUSHES NUSRA-ZIONIST ATTACK ON GOLAN; SAA SEPARATES EAST DER’AH FROM THE WEST

You have all heard the news. The 800-year old Grand Al-Nuri Mosque whence the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo announced his ascension to the throne of his imaginary Islamic asteroid has been deliberately destroyed by either the Islamist nihilists of ISIS or the boneheaded nihilists of the American-led coalition.  We don’t know, yet.  However, the Pentagon, as…

June 5th, 2017 11:32 am    674 comments

WHAT’S BEHIND THE QATARI MANEUVER? IT’S GAS, MY BOY–GAS; DERA’A: ALQAEDA DEVASTATED AS SYRIAN ARMY REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE TO KICK THEM OUT; SYRIAN ARMY BLASTS ISIS EAST OF HAMA IN NEW CAMPAIGN; LIBERATES 6 NEW TOWNS

Well, it ain’t Iran’s truly honest elections which swayed the Amir of Qatar, Tameem bin Hamad `Aali Thaani, to switch loyalties to Iran.  And, it wasn’t anything to do with the largest American military base in the region at Al-‘Udayd.  In fact, the switch to Iran while hosting the U.S. would seem an unlikely coupling. …

April 23rd, 2017 12:10 pm    341 comments

HILFAAYAA LIBERATED COMPLETELY AS SYRIAN ARMY THUNDERS TOWARD REMANT RODENTS SCURRYING BACK TO IDLIB; RODENTS SUFFERING DEFEAT IN DER’AH

Syrian soldiers ascend a hilltop to declare victory over the darkness of Wahhabism in Northern Hama.   HAMA:  Hilfaayaa has been thoroughly deloused.  The United States tried to slow down the onslaught by attacking an airbase at Shu’ayraat which resulted in no appreciable diminution in the intensity of the Syrian Army’s campaign to eradicate every terrorist on…

April 19th, 2017 09:03 am    268 comments

HAMA: MORK AND HILFAAYAA ARE NEXT ON THE MENU AFTER THE LIBERATION OF SOORAAN; SYRIAN ARMY TAKES OVER MADHAAYAA AND ZABADAANI; U.S. AND LIMEY ALLIES OPENING NEW FRONT IN DER’AH AFTER HUMILIATING DEFEAT FOR TERRORIST ALQAEDA

HAMA:   https://www.facebook.com/Hispantv/videos/1390411194355017/ Do you want to see what it was like for the terrorist grubs of Sooraan?  Watch the link above from Silvia Iranova.  Using thermobarics, the Russian Air Force paid the United States back in spades for its ridiculously unjustified attack on our base at Al-Shu’ayraat. All of you know the Tiger Forces…

April 10th, 2017 10:59 am    520 comments

HOMUNCULUS TRUMP: A GULLIVER IN BROBDINGNAB; A BLITHERING LIAR AND IDIOT; SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE DELIVERS THE EXCLUSIVE TRUTH ABOUT THE AGGRESSION IN SHU’AYRAAT AND TRUMP’S EPIPHANY; 75 ALQAEDA VULTURES KILLED IN DER’AH

  While campaigning for the presidency, Tweedle-Dum, a/k/a Donald Trump, railed against the millions of illegal, undocumented aliens in the United States, describing them as “rapists”, “killers” and other things consistent with his perception of greasy, wet-backed weasels crawling like vermin over and under his beloved United States’ border; to steal its resources, to tax…

April 6th, 2017 10:44 am    287 comments

TERRORISTS AND SUPPORTERS GROWING EVER DESPERATE AS SYRIAN ARMY BREAKS THE BACK OF THE SIEGE IN DAYR EL-ZOR; SYRIAN ARMY ABOUT TO LIBERATE HILFAAYAA AND MOVE TO ERADICATE BRITISH COCKROACHES IN LATAKIA

DAYR-EL-ZOR: We are pleased to announce the commencement of a long-studied plan to oust the ISIS terrorist rodents from the area of the Dayr El-Zor Airbase. That process has now delivered a powerful first accomplishment with the cleansing of 3 hilltops to the west of the city: Hilaal Hills, Al-Dashm Hill, and Meelaad Hill. In…

April 2nd, 2017 10:14 am    339 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS AL-QAABOON!; ALQAEDA CATASTROPHE IN HAMA WITH 500 RODENTS KILLED AS SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES MORE TOWNS; TILLERSON TELLS TURKS TO STOP EUPHRATES SHIELD; ASSANGE TELLS OF RIFT BETWEEN PREZ TRUMP AND THE DEEP STATE

HAMA:  It’s official and it’s the best news since the liberation of Aleppo.  The Syrian Army, in its campaign to expel every terrorist cockroach from the holy soil of Syria, has added another grouping to the list:  Abu ‘Ubayda, Shalyoot, Hijaama, Zoor Al-Masaaliq and Tasleebat Umm Hassaan.  But, the really great news is that the…