November 4th, 2018 08:02 am    234 comments

THE RUSSIAN SPHINX; SYRIAN SECURITY DIVES FOR ABANDONED RAT WEAPONS; TERRORISTS DIGGING DEEPER TUNNELS IN N. HAMA

QUNAYTRA PROVINCE:  Before the collapse of the terrorist network in Qunaytra, rodents working under the control of the Zionist Apartheid State discarded all their weapons in Lake Al-Hurriyya (Freedom Lake) near the town of the same name.  The weapons were mostly positioned in Jibaataa Al-Khashab but transferred to this body of water so as to…

October 8th, 2018 08:22 am    673 comments

TURK-ARMED RODENTS CRUSHED IN N. HAMA; RUSSIA SENDS TERRORISTS A WARNING IN IDLIB; MORE YANK MALIGN ACTIVITY IN DZ

HAMA: Turkestaan Islamic Party is under the direct control of MIT, Turkey’s spy agency, the equivalent of the CIA.  No operation conducted by the TIP is without the MIT’s permission or involvement. Yesterday, at Al-Mansoora and Tal Waasit, the TIP launched a frontal attack on several SAA positions there.  However, good intelligence resources alerted the…

November 16th, 2017 08:21 am    545 comments

SYRIA AND RUSSIA DEMAND U.S. LEAVE COUNTRY NOW; SYRIAN ARMY BLUNTS TERRORIST ATTACK AT BASE IN EAST GHOUTAA

With ISIS on the ropes, their leader, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi, probably dead from a Syrian Air Force strike last June in Al–Mayaadeen, and the plans to slice up Syria in shreds themselves, the Damascus government and the Kremlin have sent clear messages to the U.S. to get out of Syria, or else.  There are approximately…

August 19th, 2017 01:26 pm    119 comments

SYRIA’S VICTORY IS INEVITABLE; LATAKIA BLAST SIGNPOST FOR DESPERATION; FAYLAQ AL-RAHMAN AGREES TO TRUCE AFTER ANNIHILATION

DAYR EL-ZOR:  SAA artillery rocked ISIS positions on August 16, 2017 in the areas of Al-Huwayqa, Al-Rushdiyya and the Airbase.  Intelligence has become so accurate that the moment ISIS apes begin to collect in an area, they are quickly dispersed by artillery making any effort to counter-attack Syria’s forces almost impossiblel On that same day,…

August 12th, 2017 09:16 am    116 comments

APPOINTMENT IN RAQQA; Al-SUKHNA LIBERATED! SYRIAN ARMY PUSHES NORTH AND EAST; ISIS OUT OF WEAPONS AND STRATEGY; SO ARE THE AMERICANS

Over 600,000 Syrian refugees have returned this year to their homeland and they are being placed back in their own towns, villages and cities whenever possible.  ISIS on the other hand is getting a clear message from their Almighty Deity of Death:  “quit this war or spend eternity in Hell.”  Well, they haven’t seen their…

June 25th, 2017 09:58 am    587 comments

ISIS NIHILISTS DESTROY ICONIC MOSUL MOSQUE; SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS EAST DAYR EL-ZOR; SAA CRUSHES NUSRA-ZIONIST ATTACK ON GOLAN; SAA SEPARATES EAST DER’AH FROM THE WEST

You have all heard the news. The 800-year old Grand Al-Nuri Mosque whence the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo announced his ascension to the throne of his imaginary Islamic asteroid has been deliberately destroyed by either the Islamist nihilists of ISIS or the boneheaded nihilists of the American-led coalition.  We don’t know, yet.  However, the Pentagon, as…

June 5th, 2017 11:32 am    674 comments

WHAT’S BEHIND THE QATARI MANEUVER? IT’S GAS, MY BOY–GAS; DERA’A: ALQAEDA DEVASTATED AS SYRIAN ARMY REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE TO KICK THEM OUT; SYRIAN ARMY BLASTS ISIS EAST OF HAMA IN NEW CAMPAIGN; LIBERATES 6 NEW TOWNS

Well, it ain’t Iran’s truly honest elections which swayed the Amir of Qatar, Tameem bin Hamad `Aali Thaani, to switch loyalties to Iran.  And, it wasn’t anything to do with the largest American military base in the region at Al-‘Udayd.  In fact, the switch to Iran while hosting the U.S. would seem an unlikely coupling. …

April 23rd, 2017 12:10 pm    341 comments

HILFAAYAA LIBERATED COMPLETELY AS SYRIAN ARMY THUNDERS TOWARD REMANT RODENTS SCURRYING BACK TO IDLIB; RODENTS SUFFERING DEFEAT IN DER’AH

Syrian soldiers ascend a hilltop to declare victory over the darkness of Wahhabism in Northern Hama.   HAMA:  Hilfaayaa has been thoroughly deloused.  The United States tried to slow down the onslaught by attacking an airbase at Shu’ayraat which resulted in no appreciable diminution in the intensity of the Syrian Army’s campaign to eradicate every terrorist on…