August 28th, 2011 01:18 pm    Comments Off on URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

August 28, 2011 – Mercury News Service exclusive.  PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLEDRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA of GUTTER (a/k/a Qatar) has relapsed into what one member of the “royal” family called: “Menacing fatness”.  You recall that the bloated prince was released from hospital last week after he was treated for a lethat form of…