July 19th, 2012 06:53 pm    6 comments

THIRD POST – JULY 19, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA’S WEEKLY ADVICE COLUMN

THIRD POST – JULY 19, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA ADDRESSES YOUR CONCERNS IN HIS WEEKLY COLUMN.  This week,  Theophisto Umberto Huk, of Quezon City, Phillipines, asks the sagacious guru the following: RIGOBERTO:  I was very upset to learn my new American-born wife disapproved of my eating live monkey brains in the traditional fashion.  This has upset…

July 9th, 2012 06:05 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – JULY 9, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA’S ADVISORY PAGE, PART III

SECOND POST – JULY 9, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA’S ADVISORY PAGE, PART III

SECOND POST – JULY 9, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA ANSWERS ALL QUESTIONS FROM DEVOTED READERS OF SYRPER: This question is from Atrash Otarsh of Ulan Bator, Mongolia. QUESTION:  Dear Guru, I am a Mongolian faith healer.  Recently, a patient wanted me to extract his liver and replace it with a VW radiator.  What purpose would…

June 25th, 2012 02:34 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – JUNE 25, 2012 – PROMISE TO EDIT BETTER; GURU PROSCIA’S WEEKLY ADVISOR:

SECOND POST – JUNE 25, 2012 – PROMISE TO EDIT BETTER; GURU PROSCIA’S WEEKLY ADVISOR:

SECOND POST – JUNE 25, 2012 – The editor promises to be more punctilious in the future.  I misspelled “heroically” in the last posting.  No excuse but negligence.  I’ll be better next time. AND NOW, FOR THE SECOND TIME: GURU PROSCIA OF MUMBAI AND FLATBUSH ADDRESSES ANOTHER CONCERNED READER’S PROBLEM.  This time, Mortimer Savant of Hemphill, Oregon asks:…

June 12th, 2012 03:51 pm    Comments Off on MERCURY NEWS SERVICE NEWEST ADDITION: GURU PROSCIA ADVISORY PAGE

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE NEWEST ADDITION: GURU PROSCIA ADVISORY PAGE

JUNE 12, 2012 – The Mercury News Service is proud to announce Guru Maharishi Shree Rajneesh Proscia’s new “GURU ADVISORY PAGE”.  It will be posted each week with a new question from one of our readers who needs the Guru’s guidance in matters touching on life, love, time travel and other important aspects of existence.  Our…