September 22nd, 2013 05:32 pm    47 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 22, 2013 – OBAMA’S TERRORISTS ATTACK CHRISTIAN QUARTERS OF DAMASCUS!; AL-QAEDA RATS BEHEAD 40 FSA RODENTS; OBAMA WAR CRIMINAL;

OBAMA JIHADIST TERRORISTS OPENED MORTAR FIRE ON THE LAURELED QUARTER OF BAAB TOOMAA IN DAMASCUS WHERE THOUSANDS OF CHRISTIANS LIVE AND WORK.  THEY ALSO OPENED FIRE ON JARAMAANA, A MIXED CHRISTIAN AND MUWAHHID (DRUZE) QUARTER WELL KNOWN FOR ITS SPIRIT OF TOLERANCE AND PLURALISM.  The sources of fire were extinguished after NDF and SAAF opened…

September 10th, 2013 05:53 pm    93 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 10, 2013 – LAVROV’S QUEEN "CHECK" TO KERRY’S KING; SYRIAN ARMY SHATTERS FSA HOPES IN DAMASCUS, LATAKIA, IDLIB AND HOMS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  Anybody who thought John Forbes Kerry, America’s Secretary of State, was anything but a failed actor and aging gigolo to homely dowagers, was in for a surprise when he opened his mouth in London and actually, but inadvertently, came up with something almost clever:  If the Syrian government put its vaunted stockpile of chemical…

August 12th, 2013 03:00 pm    37 comments

OUTCAST COMMANDER RIAD AL-AS’AD CONDEMNS FSA, IDREES AND ENTIRE OPPOSITION IN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

RIAD AL-AS’AD, DESERTER, TRAITOR, BOUNDER, FORMER RUNWAY REPAIRMAN FOR SYRIAN AIR FORCE, PATENTED KLUTZ AND WINNER OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S LONG JOHN SILVER AWARD FOR PEG-LEGGED DOOFUSES, EXCORIATES, LAMBASTES, DENOUNCES, DISSES, PISSES AND MISSES THE WHOLE POINT IN A DAFT INTERVIEW WITH THE “FREE SYRIAN PRESS AGENCY”*.   It was not all that long ago when…

August 8th, 2013 01:42 pm    137 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN IDLIB AND DELIVERS LETHAL BLOWS IN JISR AL-SHUGHOOR; FSA SPLINTER GROUP SECEDES

Thanks, Igor.  IDLIB: SyrPer can confirm that an armed branch of the Fake Syrian Army (FSA) has declared its secession from the imaginary “umbrella” command structure led by war criminal, deserter and child molester, Saleem Idrees.The group, calling itself the “Dir’ Al-Jabal Brigade”, (Shield of the Mountain) announced its departure from the rat fold two…

July 19th, 2013 07:09 pm    57 comments

FIRST POST – JULY 19, 2013 – DER’AH SCENE OF DEVASTATION FOR FSA AND ISLAMISTS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DER’AH: Dayr ‘Adas and Kanaaker Roadway:  SAA came upon a well-stocked nest of rodents and killed all denizens and seized all equipment. Forged travel and identification papersSaudi Rials and American dollarsDrugs and stolen medical equipment Dead rats included these: Zuhayr Ahmad Al-SaalihaaniYaaser Muhammad ‘AlawiyyaMuhammad ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Ghunaym DAMASCUS:  Al-Qaaboon:  6 rodents were cornered at the Nizaar…

July 12th, 2013 03:34 pm    39 comments

FIRST POST – JULY 12, 2013 – GERMANY CONVINCED RATS HAVE NO CHANCE; MASSIVE DEFEAT FOR FSA AND J.N IN DER’AH; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  GERHARD SCHINDLER OF THE BUNDESNACHRICTENDIENSTES (BND), GERMANY’S CIA, GOT IS RIGHT WHEN HE INFORMED HIS PRINCIPALS THAT THE SYRIAN ARMY WAS GOING TO BLAST THE ENEMY OFF THE ENTIRE VOLCANIC SOUTH IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.  SYRIA AND GERMANY ARE NOW ON THE SAME PAGE.  Gerhard Schindler’s visit to Syria in May of…

May 28th, 2013 07:27 pm    14 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 28,2013 – FSA MASSACRES CHRISTIAN VILLAGERS AT DUWAINA; RETALIATION FOR STUNNING DEFEAT AT AL-QUSAYR; HUGE EXPLOSIONIN BARZA PUTS AN END TO FSA HOPES IN DAMASCUS;SAA ON THE MARCH EVERYWHERE; RAT-STATS

  IDLIB: While the action roars in Al-Qusayr, nobody is paying attention to this extremely important front against Erdoghan’s rodents.   And it’s going real well. ‘Ain Al-Qassab:  An effort by Rat Group A to meet up with Rat Group B was a mess as SAA surrounded both and killed 18 with 4 warblers taken…

May 18th, 2013 06:37 pm    14 comments

SECOND POST – MAY 18, 2013 – NATO THROWS IN THE TOWEL; FSA OUT OF TROOPS AND OUT OF AMMO; QATAR’S SAVAGES ON THE RUN; GLOBAL PROPAGANDA AND NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

LATAKIA SCENE OF RABELAISIAN DISASTER FOR TURKEY’S JABHAT AL-NUSRA YESTERDAY AS SAA AND MILITIA EXTERMINATE RATS Northern Latakia Province, close to Turkish-Occupied Hatay, was the scene of mass carnage as the SAA and militia carved the hearts out of the stinking rodents of the Jabhat Al-Nusra. Al-Murayj:  A J.N. unit made up of 6 foreigners…