July 17th, 2015 12:17 pm    188 comments

IDLIB: SYRIAN AIR FORCE DROWNS ALQAEDA IN THE FLAMES OF HELL; HUNDREDS OF RATS ELIMINATED IN LATAKIA AS VILLAGES LIBERATED WHOLESALE

IDLIB:  The preparations for the assault on Jisr Al-Shughoor and the extermination of the rats inside should be very obvious to our readers because they are obvious to the rodents who infest the Syrian landscape.  The SAAF flew over 40 sorties yesterday attacking concentrations of rodents all around the Jisr Al-Shughoor countryside.  All this was…

June 15th, 2015 10:36 am    72 comments

SUWAYDAA`: HUNDREDS OF TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN MASSIVE SWEEP!; SYRIAN SOLDIERS SQUASH ISIS AND ALQAEDA RATS IN DER’AH

AL-SUWAYDAA`:  The new tactics are working superbly.  The rats, who figured their American-supplied TOWs would be “game-changers” turned out to be nothing more than increased targets for roaming special operations teams whose sole task is sniping the life out of anyone caught using the long-range anti-tank weapon.  With no tanks to fire on, the rats…