October 17th, 2011 01:48 pm    Comments Off on NO FISH FOR SINNERS; EMIRATES HAS TOURS FOR PEDOPHILES

NO FISH FOR SINNERS; EMIRATES HAS TOURS FOR PEDOPHILES

October 17, 2011 – I just returned from our dacha without any fish to speak of.  It rained all weekend with gusts of cold wind under lugubrious, pitiless clouds of gray and black.  My friend, who accompanied me, Mark the Brit, true to his icy northern European ancestry, took it all in stride, heaving huge…

August 28th, 2011 01:18 pm    Comments Off on URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

August 28, 2011 – Mercury News Service exclusive.  PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLEDRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA of GUTTER (a/k/a Qatar) has relapsed into what one member of the “royal” family called: “Menacing fatness”.  You recall that the bloated prince was released from hospital last week after he was treated for a lethat form of…

August 25th, 2011 04:30 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

August 25, 2011 – This is my second post for today.  Ali Farzat, a well-known political cartoonist and satirist is in hospital because of a drubbing he received from what the BBC calls security agents.  Of course, the story is transmitted from so-called “activists” who are just criminals with a political agenda.  In any case, the…

August 22nd, 2011 02:05 pm    Comments Off on EXTRA! EXTRA! CIA WARNING TO PRINCE DRUM; IT WAS A BLITHERING INTERVIEW, NOT A SPEECH

EXTRA! EXTRA! CIA WARNING TO PRINCE DRUM; IT WAS A BLITHERING INTERVIEW, NOT A SPEECH

Good morning, avid students of the truth, this is just in:  CIA WARNS PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLE-DRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA OF THE PERSIAN GULF STATE OF GUTTER that he must stay away from sharp objects.  According to Anthony Shadid and his dancing partner wife, NADA BAKRI, of the NYT,  newly-appointed CIA Director General…