July 5th, 2015 10:34 am    197 comments

ZABADAANI DONE! CLEAN UP! LOCAL OPPOSITION FIGHTS WITH SYRIAN ARMY; DAMASCUS RATS LIE IN PILES OF FERTILIZER

DAMASCUS:  AL-ZABADAANI: The Ministry of Defense will not allow any announcements until the entire town is cleaned out completely.  I have written about this before.  The MoD has warned news services not to declare any area rat-free until every rat is finished off.  SyrPer does not agree with the MoD’s very conservative standards.  What we…

June 17th, 2015 02:41 pm    204 comments

GENERAL AYYOOB INSPECTS TROOPS IN QALAMOON AHEAD OF VQ-DAY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 100+ RATS AS APPROACH TO ‘ALLOOSH’S LAIR GETS TIGHTER

General of the Syrian Arab Army, Lt. Gen. ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Ayyoob, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, conducted a major field inspection of troops on the Golan Heights, Qunaytra and Qalamoon today at the request of the President and Commander-in-Chief, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.  The review of troops was to infuse them with the kind of…

June 12th, 2015 02:07 pm    159 comments

ALQAEDA SMASHED IN QALAMOON AS RAT CARCASSES PILE UP

DAMASCUS:  Horrible day if you are in the terrorism business.  The Syrian Army and its allies from HZB, SSNP, Ba’ath Party militia and the indomitable PDC brought the roof down on the terrorist murderers and cannibals – yesterday and today:   Zibdeen and Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer:  In a multipronged military action with SAA artillery pounding Alqaeda…

June 6th, 2015 07:39 am    40 comments

FALEETAA LIBERATED TOTALLY! SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES SLASH TERRORIST ARTERIES IN DAMASCUS; SUPPLY ROUTES PLUGGED AS ALQAEDA FOLDS

DAMASCUS:  The Syrian Army High Command issued the following communique yesterday concerning military developments in the Qalamoon. (Translation by Ziad Abu Fadel, Esq., Michigan Supreme Court certified translator): “The operations of the army and the armed forces in cooperation with Popular Defense Units and the Lebanese National Resistance continue in order to achieve complete control…

May 27th, 2015 08:47 am    250 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES IN HUGE TUNNEL EXPLOSION IN JAWBAR; GRAND MUFTI OF MALARKEY AND ALLOOSH’S DEPUTY SENT TO HELL BY SAA IN DOUMAA

DAMASCUS:    Jawbar:  Here’s one which is going to have all English pedophiles crying.  Yesterday, the Syrian Army Engineering Corps were informed about a tunnel close to 15 meters deep which was being dug by the rats of “Faylaq Al-Rahmaan” (yawn).  For days SAA-MI have been monitoring the progress and allowing the rodents to fill…

May 26th, 2015 08:54 am    79 comments

DAMASCUS-QUNAYTRA-QALAMOON; SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES RACK UP VICTORY AFTER VICTORY

I am having a delightful morning reviewing articles in the western press.  I am particularly interested in those treating the newly-formed Saudi-Turkish-Qatari alliance and the evolution of the Jaysh Al-Fath group.   They were very blunt: either get your act together, or we’re not going to give you money and arms.  Interestingly, “globalist” Takfeeri terrorist groups…

May 24th, 2015 12:00 pm    235 comments

TERRORISTS MASSACRED TRYING TO ATTACK SAA POSITIONS IN KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; DER’AH’S TERRORISTS DYING IN THE HUNDREDS

DAMASCUS:    Khaan Al-Shaykh:  They just can’t get it right.  A multi-pronged attack on SAA outposts in the farm area of Khaan Al-Shaykh was foiled decisively by the SAA.  Dead Syrian rodents here were name as follows: Mustafaa Iskandar ‘Amr Sulaymaan Muhammad Al-Hamdaan Muhammad ‘Ali Zhareef Faarooq ‘Abdul-Ghafoor Siqlaawi ‘Aarif Hassan Abu-Jawdat Sultaan Al-Shaykh Hassan…

May 9th, 2015 08:31 am    38 comments

SYRIAN MILITARY ANNIHILATES TERRORISTS IN THE GHOUTA; RAT-STATS GALORE

DAMASCUS:  With the Syrian Army rolling over the American-supported nihilist rodents in both the Qalamoon and Al-Qunaytra, nothing could be worse for these infernal plague-carrying vermin than to have the legitimate Syrian government smash their ranks and fortifications in the East Ghoutaa, and, yet, that is what happened exactly.   Harastaa:  In the area of…