December 26th, 2015 12:55 pm    299 comments

ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH DISMEMBERED BY SYRIAN AIR FORCE MISSILE AND SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE; SUCCESSOR MAY HAVE BEEN KILLED IN OPERATION BY SYRIAN MILITARY

In this exlcusive SyrPer photo taken of ‘Alloosh’s carcass after it’s removal from the tons of bricks which were destined to envelop him in his own private tomb, you can see how much he had eaten from the stocks of food he had stolen from the people of the Ghouta where he established his Kingdom…

December 9th, 2015 02:02 pm    191 comments

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 2 MORE AREAS OF PROVINCE; HOMS CITY FREE OF RATS, AT LAST!

LATAKIA:     The Syrian Army has added 2 more locations to the long list of liberated towns and villages close to the border with Turk-Occupied Syria (Hatay): Bireendi (Var: Brindi) Summit has been deloused and liberated from Alqaeda/Nusra. Al-Rubay’ah Heights has been totally freed of the rodent filth . As of now, the SAA and…

December 3rd, 2015 10:49 am    126 comments

LATAKIA: JOINT SYRIAN-RUSSIAN PREPARATIONS TO BLOCK RAT ESCAPE FROM JISR AL-SHUGHOOR; ARMY ADVANCES IN DAMASCUS

LATAKIA:  We are not reporting here anything exclusive or new.  It is now well known that Syria’s Special Forces are involved with Russia’s Speznaz in training for the rear-holding action which will start quite soon in the Waadi Al-Ghaab area to liberate the town of Jisr Al-Shughoor from the stink and disease of American-supported “moderate”…

November 17th, 2015 09:11 am    242 comments

SYRIAN ARMY UNSTOPPABLE IN GHOUTAA; AL-HADATH LIBERATED BY SAA IN HOMS; LATAKIA FRONT GOING BEAUTIFULLY

DAMASCUS:    Marj Al-Sultaan:  As I wrote a day ago, the army is about to take over the Marj Al-Sultaan Helicopter base from the terrorist hyenas.  The rats are down to their last 3 built-up fortifications and those are only hours from being vaporized.  Expect the announcement within 48 hours.  Rat chatter is desperate and…

November 5th, 2015 03:27 pm    84 comments

DAMASCUS: A FLURRY OF VICTORIES FOR THE SYRIAN ARMY; BRITISH PLANNING INFERIOR AND QUEER

  DAMASCUS:  Rat dreams of entering Damascus are now nothing more than for the pipes.  ‘Alloosh is finished.  Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani hasn’t been heard from for weeks as rumors persist of his declining health and resort to the comforts of Turkish brothels in Istanbul where he commiserates with such luminaries as George “Captain Kangaroo Sabra”…

October 14th, 2015 11:10 am    213 comments

QUNAYTRA: NUSRA COLLAPSING UNDER ITS LEADER’S BLUSTER; NEW ARMY ADVANCES IN EAST DAMASCUS HAS RATS REELING

DAMASCUS:  With Syrian Army morale bobbing off the firmament, a new campaign to exterminate Alqaeda, ISIS and the Jaysh Al-Islam has begun.  It is so ferocious that Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani, Alqaeda’s leader in Syria, fresh from a bender in London, has declared he had the funds to offer a 3.4 million dollar reward for anyone…