May 9th, 2014 08:22 am    11 comments

TERRORISTS HUDDLED IN FEAR IN AL-MALEEHA

  DAMASCUS: Al-Maleeha:  Syrian Army essentially mopping up the northern entryways into Al-Maleeha and the surrounding orchards.  Most of the carcasses found in this area are of foreign terrorists.  Yesterday, 26 terrorists were killed here, one of whom actually carried documents showing Yemeni origin: Bandar Muslih `Aal-Mukharraf (YEMENI CAT PHLEGM) Mundher Al-Qazzaaz Fawzi Al-Bahri Lutfi Al-Qallaa`…

May 2nd, 2014 09:09 am    17 comments

TERRORIST ADVANCE ON JARAMAANA AND AL-DHUMAYR AB DEBUNKED

  Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.647779&lon=36.755447&z=12&m=b   DAMASCUS: In a media blitz orchestrated by the late Josef Goebbels, Western lie-factories are making utterly preposterous claims about terrorist control over “parts” of Jaramaana and “all” of the very important airbase at Al-Dhumayr. SANA and our source in Damascus have exposed this psyops CIA-MI6-Mossad lie immediately after they tried…

March 11th, 2014 02:15 pm    32 comments

DAMASCUS BEING CLEARED OF RATS; CHECHEN JACKALS MURDER 10 YEAR OLD BOY AND 6 OTHERS IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  DAMASCUS:   Gee, whatever happened to the Southern Front?  Surprise?!!  I don’t know. Yabrood: Another Lebanteezian from Tripoli is identified amongst the 15 dead rats.  56 were wounded and taken prisoner. Haytham Ammoon (Lebanteezian cat vomit) ‘Umar Hazali (He’s still laughing in Hell) Waa`el Beetaar Khaleel Al-Jaamoos ‘Abdul-Mu`min Al-Ni’ma Muhammad Al-Hawaa Wasseem Bakkoor Al-Zabadaani: …

January 28th, 2014 03:23 pm    19 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES TO BATTER TERRORISM IN LATAKIA, DAMASCUS AND IDLIB

  LATAKIA:   Al-Rubay’ah:  We reported this yesterday without the rat-stats.  Here they are.  The Syrian Army went gangbusters on some creeping vermin coming in from Turkey into the abandoned mountain village of Al-Rubay’ah.  The rats fell into a trap and were annihilated:   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.785574&lon=36.038772&z=17&m=b   Usaamaa Al-Nimr Khaaled Za’atar (IRAQI FRUIT FLY…