February 27th, 2014 02:49 pm    54 comments

TERRORISTS REELING FROM DEFEAT AT AL-‘UTAYBA

Clean-up is such a bother without a bulldozer.  Here, our Syrian troops display characteristic respect for dead rodents by giving them the old heave-ho with a spotless one conveniently located in Al-‘Utayba. DAMASCUS:  357 MEN AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE AMNESTY PROGRAM THE GOVERNMENT IS OFFERING TO THOSE WITH NO SYRIAN BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS.  THE…

December 25th, 2013 04:54 pm    39 comments

STUNNING RAT DEFEAT IN HOMS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

HOMS: The death toll for the rodent army is quite remarkable in Homs.  Not only has the FSA now either disbanded or gone over to the government, but the fighting skills of the Islamist rodent forces are appearing more and more deficient.  My sources say that the SAA has a zero respect for the terrorists. …

July 12th, 2013 03:34 pm    39 comments

FIRST POST – JULY 12, 2013 – GERMANY CONVINCED RATS HAVE NO CHANCE; MASSIVE DEFEAT FOR FSA AND J.N IN DER’AH; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  GERHARD SCHINDLER OF THE BUNDESNACHRICTENDIENSTES (BND), GERMANY’S CIA, GOT IS RIGHT WHEN HE INFORMED HIS PRINCIPALS THAT THE SYRIAN ARMY WAS GOING TO BLAST THE ENEMY OFF THE ENTIRE VOLCANIC SOUTH IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.  SYRIA AND GERMANY ARE NOW ON THE SAME PAGE.  Gerhard Schindler’s visit to Syria in May of…

December 20th, 2012 06:17 pm    3 comments

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 20, 2012 – ASTOUNDING DEFEAT OF TERRORISTS AT YARMOUK; BONE CRUSHING BLOW TO AMERICAN OPERATION "ZERO HOUR"

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 20, 2012 – ASTOUNDING DEFEAT OF TERRORIST ARMY IN YARMOUK; AMERICAN OPERATION “ZERO HOUR” SETS PLANS BACK FIVE YEARS; SYRIAN ARMY MULLING OVER CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT TO ALLOW RATS TO LEAVE CAMP; PALESTINIANS ECSTATIC All along Salahuddin Al-Ayoubi Avenue in the Yarmouk Camp are bodies of slain terrorist rats.  The Syrian…

December 20th, 2011 04:07 pm    Comments Off on MNS PUZZLE OF THE MONTH FLOPPED BECAUSE WE COULD NOT PASTE THE ARTICLE SUCCESSFULLY; BUT WE HAVE OTHER MEANS TO DEFEAT THE TECHNOLOGY

MNS PUZZLE OF THE MONTH FLOPPED BECAUSE WE COULD NOT PASTE THE ARTICLE SUCCESSFULLY; BUT WE HAVE OTHER MEANS TO DEFEAT THE TECHNOLOGY

December 20, 2011 – Tuesday is Puzzle Day at MNS – Try your hand at this one published by the Arab American News for December 17-23. See if you can pick out the howlers in the test below and see the answers at the end.  Good Luck.  Lucretius the Sphinx.      EX-FBI OFFICIAL: U.S. TROOPS…

September 10th, 2011 01:01 pm    Comments Off on SYRIAN DISSIDENTS CONCEDE DEFEAT; ALJAZEERA LOSING ALL PRINCIPLED JOURNALISTS; DR SHAABAN GOES TO MOSCOW

SYRIAN DISSIDENTS CONCEDE DEFEAT; ALJAZEERA LOSING ALL PRINCIPLED JOURNALISTS; DR SHAABAN GOES TO MOSCOW

September 10, 2011 – Some demonstrators have started to call for “international protection”. This is an outright concession of defeat for their salafist, reactionary movement.  Judging by conversations with family members in Latakia yesterday, it appears that the dissenters are being viewed, more and more,  as pests, nothing more.  The reports I get about the size of…