October 18th, 2013 07:47 pm    26 comments

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 18, 2013 – WANTED. DEAD OR ALIVE

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE STEVE MCQUEEN TO GET IN ON THE ACTION NOW THAT THE SYRIAN INTELLIGENCE AND SECURITY ESTABLISHMENT HAS ANNOUNCED OPEN HUNTING SEASON ON ALL FOREIGN RODENT MERCENARIES TRYING TO OUST PRESIDENT BASHAR AL-ASSAD AND IMPOSE THEIR NIHILISTIC, REACTIONARY AND HYPOCRITICAL LIFESTYLE ON MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS ALIKE. SYRIA…

September 16th, 2013 06:48 pm    63 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 16, 2013 – MA’LOOLAA SCENE OF HUNDREDS OF DEAD TERRORISTS SINCE SATURDAY! PALMYRA PROVES ERDOGHAN’S TREACHERY; RAT DEFEAT IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

CONFIRMED: 387 DEAD JABHAT AL-NUSRA TERRORISTS SINCE SATURDAY AROUND THE NORTH OF MA’LOOLAA.  STUNNING VICTORY FOR SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND SPECIAL FORCES.  NDF CONTROL THE STREETS OF CHRISTIAN TOWN. With incredible speed and superiority of tactics, the SAA and the SAAF have stunned the McCain rodent heroes with their deliberate and rigorous use of pin-point…

August 4th, 2013 03:50 pm    36 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES COUNT OF DEAD TERRORISTS AT AL-GHAZLAANIYYA; IDLIB IS SCENE OF DEFEAT FOR OBAMA’S MERCENARIES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DAMASCUS: Mahmoud Idrees, Salim Idrees’ unwanted illegitimate son born in a brothel, is seen here bidding farewell to our readers as a bullet goes through his nose and nests cozily in his medulla oblongata.   Here is the continuation of the list from the Syrian Army’s massive victory at Al-Ghazlaaniyya as of this morning at…

June 27th, 2013 07:11 pm    10 comments

FIRST POST – JUNE 27, 2013 – 118 CONFIRMED DEAD RATS IN DAMASCUS; ‘ANADAAN NOW IN SYRIAN ARMY’S SIGHTS; DEVASTATION TO TERRORIST RATS IN DER’AH; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA;

READERS’ ALERT: Don’t believe a word of the so-called Russian withdrawal of technicians or sailors from Tartous.  It has been denied by the Russian Ministry of Defense and their Admiralty.  It also makes no sense.  There is nothing happening in Tartous.  We know because some of  my wife’s nieces live there and Aida is always…

October 9th, 2012 06:30 pm    Comments Off on EIGHTH POST – OCTOBER 9, 2012 – ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT ASSAD STRESSED BY WEASELS IN THE WEST; OVER OUR DEAD BODIES!

EIGHTH POST – OCTOBER 9, 2012 – ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT ASSAD STRESSED BY WEASELS IN THE WEST; OVER OUR DEAD BODIES!

EIGHTH POST – OCTOBER 9, 2012 – WEASELS OF THE WEST UNITE TO ASSASSINATE PRESIDENT ASSAD; OVER OUR DEAD BODIES! Read this: http://www.globalresearch.ca/syria-is-the-west-contemplating-the-assassination-of-president-bashar-al-assad/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=syria-is-the-west-contemplating-the-assassination-of-president-bashar-al-assad بالروح والدم نفديك يا بشار قائد الجيش العربي السوري وقائدنا في المعركة النهائية على ارض فلسطين وحتى تحرنرها الكامل           

June 18th, 2012 12:48 pm    Comments Off on MORE HAPPY NEWS FROM SYRPER: THE RABID DOG OF RIYADH IS DEAD

MORE HAPPY NEWS FROM SYRPER: THE RABID DOG OF RIYADH IS DEAD

FIRST POST – JUNE 18, 2012 – THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE TODAY.  ALLAH HAS TAKEN THE SOUL OF THE ROYAL REACTIONARY, PRINCE OF POOP, THE REGAL RECREANT AND FUNKY SOUL-MATE OF OUSSAMA BIN LADEN:                           PRINCE NAYEF BIN ABDEL-AZIZ!!    In this heart-tugging scene above, eight Saudi necrophiliacs vie for first dibs on the lifeless corpse of…

September 19th, 2011 07:23 pm    Comments Off on FIVE DEAD IN SYRIA ACCORDING TO NON-EXISTENT LIAR ABDELRAHMAN; THE RISE OF THE SUBLIME PORTE AGAIN UNDER THE RULE OF THE GOOD CALIPH ERDOGHAN THE MAGNIFICENT

FIVE DEAD IN SYRIA ACCORDING TO NON-EXISTENT LIAR ABDELRAHMAN; THE RISE OF THE SUBLIME PORTE AGAIN UNDER THE RULE OF THE GOOD CALIPH ERDOGHAN THE MAGNIFICENT

September 19, 2011 – Second posting today.  Internationally mysterious liar and fabricator, Rami Abdelrahman, of the Syrian Lavatory for Human Rights, a one-man creation of MI6, announced the astounding news that FIVE! Say that again…. Five, people were killed today around the area of Homs!  Abdelrahman, who claims to live in a fictional town called Coventry and who is married…