October 15th, 2014 07:51 am    102 comments

ISIS SMASHED IN DAYR EL-ZOR; FAREWELL TO U.K. RODENT

DAYR EL-ZOR:  Syrian Perspective is delighted to announce the deaths of over 102 foreign rodents (no thanks to the U.S. and its “allies”) in Dayr El-Zor on Tuesday. Al-Rushdiyya Quarter:  SAA descended like “the wolf on the fold” as foreign heretics awaited their certain death: ‘Abdul-Lateef Bin-Yahyaa (LIBYAN SKUNK GLAND) Haamid Shakkoor Ghaazi Muhammad Ghadeer…

September 16th, 2014 09:06 am    49 comments

SYRIAN ARMY TRAPS ISIS – BLOWS UP BRIDGE IN DAYR EL-ZOR

DAYR EL-ZOR:  The Syrian Army at Dayr El-Zor, under command of Maj. General ‘Issaam Zhahreddeen, has pulled off a spectacular tactical coup against the congregating rats of American-created ISIS by destroying their one last avenue to the west bank of the Euphrates.  With the Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge now out of commission, Obama’s rodents will have to…

September 13th, 2014 07:53 am    264 comments

SYRIAN ARMY STORMS AL-WA’AR IN HOMS; DAYR EL-ZOR FIGHTING HAS SAA ON THE OFFENSIVE

HOMS: Al-Wa’er:  The Syrian Army has concluded that the Nusra/Alqaeda organization, holed up in the last remaining suburb of Homs,  has now reached critical mass as far as starvation and hydration are concerned.  With negotiations at a standstill, the foreign rodents, unwilling to give up their positions, and the Syrian elements having mostly abandoned them…

August 30th, 2014 09:18 am    5 comments

ISIS CRUSHED IN HOMS; SCORES OF TERRORISTS KILLED AT MARYAMAYN

At the 2 villages of Maryamayn (The Two Marys) and Al-Shaniyya, the SAA laid waste to a group of rodents belonging to the ‘Umar Ibn Al-Khattaab Brigade (yawn. ‘Umar was the Second Righteously Guided Caliph) after their failed attempt to relocate to these villages.  The rats were led by the very dead: ‘Ammaar Mustafaa  (leader and…