December 16th, 2012 01:24 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – AWARDS SUNDAY; A BIG DAY FOR WINNERS

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – AWARDS SUNDAY; A BIG DAY FOR WINNERS

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – IT’S AWARDS SUNDAY; A BIG DAY FOR MANY LUCKY PEOPLE The Board of Governors of Syrian Perspective has voted on the nominations for several awards to be distributed today to the winners.  The first award is the IMELDA MARCOS PRIZE FOR DILLY-DALLYING.  This award is given only to…

July 18th, 2012 06:48 pm    Comments Off on JULY 18, 2012 – FIRST POST – A SAD DAY FOR SYRIAN CHRISTIANS, ALAWIS AND MUSLIMS

JULY 18, 2012 – FIRST POST – A SAD DAY FOR SYRIAN CHRISTIANS, ALAWIS AND MUSLIMS

FIRST POST – JULY 18, 2012 – THIS IS A DAY TO REMEMBER THE DIVERSITY OF SYRIA IN THE DEATHS OF THREE IMPORTANT MILITARY FIGURES STRUCK DOWN IN THEIR PRIME BY A TRUSTED DEGENERATE. I will not delve into any of the details of the assassination yesterday of three important military men killed by a bomb…

April 2nd, 2012 05:13 pm    Comments Off on LINKSYS GOT ME FOR SOME BUCKS;

LINKSYS GOT ME FOR SOME BUCKS;

FIRST POST AND LAST POST OF THE DAY – April 2, 2012 – I have given up on any possible intercession by my many friends with talents for solving recondite problems.  My forward desktop needs a new “router” and I paid for it today. I apologize to my readers that I have been off-line for a…

March 18th, 2012 02:27 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST: NEWS OF THE DAY; THE NEWS YOU CAN’T GET FROM THE WESTERN PRESS:

SECOND POST: NEWS OF THE DAY; THE NEWS YOU CAN’T GET FROM THE WESTERN PRESS:

SECOND POST: March 18, 2012 – SYRIA ACCUSED OF POINTING SCUD-B AND SCUD-D MISSILES AT TURKEY.  This is according to sources in Lebanon who tell us here at SyrPer that the Turks are “absolutely aghast at Syria’s re-vectoring her strategic missiles” at “brotherly Turkey”.                                   Oh, poor Turks!  Syria shouldn’t be pointing missiles at you.…

March 15th, 2012 04:17 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST OF THE DAY: BRAINTEASER OF THE WEEK;

SECOND POST OF THE DAY: BRAINTEASER OF THE WEEK;

March 15, 2012 – SYRPER BRAINTEASER OF THE WEEK.  Popular demand for our weekly ordeal of intellect versus the crushing weight of the universe has led to many readers threatening the lives of the editorial staff if an installment does not appear as expected.  Those of us who value our lives, though they be too short, have…

March 6th, 2012 07:56 pm    Comments Off on FOURTH POST OF THE DAY: WEEKLY BRAINTEASER AND AWARD.

FOURTH POST OF THE DAY: WEEKLY BRAINTEASER AND AWARD.

March 6, 2012 – This is this week’s mind-crushing brainteaser.  See how well you can do with the following ten questions. You are allowed only two hours and can use a piece of paper and pencil. Don’t forget, we’re watching. 1.  Archibald Leach is related to Donovan Leitch through what ancestor? a.   Sander Levin the Elder;b.  Both are descended…

September 16th, 2011 03:37 pm    Comments Off on A DAY OF LAUGHTER – SARCASM AND BLACK HUMOUR;

A DAY OF LAUGHTER – SARCASM AND BLACK HUMOUR;

September 16, 2011 – Another Friday.  But, its funny, the demonstrations seem to have dwindled down to a dozen people here and there, mostly in little towns like Daraya – hardly worth publishing anything about.  But the slavic-zionist NYT does anyway. I’m glad people are sick of these useless displays of sterile anti-minoritarian hatreds. I still believe, however,…