May 10th, 2012 05:56 pm    Comments Off on

May 10, 2012 – FIRST POST – THE CELEBRATIONS HAVE ENDED; SARKOZY IS NOW DUST ON OUR TOILET COVER IN THE GARAGE. He has looked better.  Sarkozy expresses rage at French voters who sent him out on a long and well-deserved exile.    Nicolas Sarkozy has just been removed from the short list of nominees…

December 25th, 2011 03:13 pm    Comments Off on INFORMATION FLOWING IN ABOUT EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS;

INFORMATION FLOWING IN ABOUT EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS;

December 25, 2011 – Happy Holidays to all our readers wherever they are.  We are now receiving significant and detailed data about the twin suicide attacks in Kafr Sousa and Maydan.  We will be sharing the information which can be revealed tomorrow after we have had a chance to organize it.  Did it ever occur to anyone that Hillary Clinton…

October 27th, 2011 12:45 pm    Comments Off on THE FOUL SMELL OF ARAB IS BACK IN DAMASCUS;

THE FOUL SMELL OF ARAB IS BACK IN DAMASCUS;

October 27, 2011 – And just when you thought it was safe to breathe the air, Prince Humdrum Son of Doubledrum (a/k/a Prince Fatso) of Gutter arrives at the head of an Arab League delegation committed to bringing together the government of Syria and the dissidents.  We at SyrPer oppose any accomodation with the opposition…

October 24th, 2011 06:22 pm    Comments Off on AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO DAMASCUS HEADS FOR THE HILLS;

AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO DAMASCUS HEADS FOR THE HILLS;

FIRST POST – October 24, 2011 – Robert Ford, U.S. ambassador to Syria, has been recalled because of threats against his life which are viewed as credible by our State Department.  If the truth is told, Mr. Ford, is very much wanted in Syria because of his activism in the name of American democracy in…

September 18th, 2011 01:27 pm    Comments Off on PALESTINIANS ON THE THRESHOLD OF THE THIRD INTIFADA; QADDAFI LOYALISTS PEE ON COLONIALIST COLLABORATORS; MEETING OF DWARFS IN DAMASCUS

PALESTINIANS ON THE THRESHOLD OF THE THIRD INTIFADA; QADDAFI LOYALISTS PEE ON COLONIALIST COLLABORATORS; MEETING OF DWARFS IN DAMASCUS

September 18, 2011 – Its a Sunday with a lot of news going on.  The Palestinians of the West Bank are pressing the issue of statehood in the U.N. despite pathetic, disgraceful efforts by some European countries to stave off a major debacle for Oreo Obama and his bevy of fat female frogs at Foggy…

August 29th, 2011 02:24 pm    Comments Off on ARAB LEAGUE SECRETARY HINTS AT AGREEMENT WITH SYRIA; SHEIKH AL-RIFAI OF DAMASCUS COMPARED TO ITALIAN SOCCER PLAYERS; CATHERINE ASHTON NOW CALLED THE INVISIBLE DIRIGIBLE

ARAB LEAGUE SECRETARY HINTS AT AGREEMENT WITH SYRIA; SHEIKH AL-RIFAI OF DAMASCUS COMPARED TO ITALIAN SOCCER PLAYERS; CATHERINE ASHTON NOW CALLED THE INVISIBLE DIRIGIBLE

August 29, 2011-Second Posting today-  URGENT AND IMPORTANT:  Arab League Secretary General, Nabil Al-Arabi,  hinted today at what may be a new agreement with Syria’s president Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, a trained opthamologist.  According to reports leaked to the Mercury News Service,  Dr. Assad has agreed to provide all active employees of the Arab League with “eye…

August 28th, 2011 01:18 pm    Comments Off on URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

August 28, 2011 – Mercury News Service exclusive.  PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLEDRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA of GUTTER (a/k/a Qatar) has relapsed into what one member of the “royal” family called: “Menacing fatness”.  You recall that the bloated prince was released from hospital last week after he was treated for a lethat form of…

August 13th, 2011 02:04 pm    Comments Off on ENVIRONMENTAL REPORT FROM DAMASCUS; LATAKIA AND SHAKER ABSI; SYRIAN RESERVES ACCOMPLISH THEIR TASKS

ENVIRONMENTAL REPORT FROM DAMASCUS; LATAKIA AND SHAKER ABSI; SYRIAN RESERVES ACCOMPLISH THEIR TASKS

August 13, 2011 – The reports are in and the results are conclusive:  THE QUALITY OF THE AIR IN DAMASCUS HAS IMPROVED 400%.  That’s right. According to imaginary NYT environmentalist Sayfuddin Mardacouche, since the Qataris (a/k/a Gutteris), Saudis, Bahraynis and Kuwaitis yanked their ambassadors from Damascus, the quality of the air improved by 400%!  What a…