March 19th, 2013 07:52 pm    11 comments

FIRST POST – MARCH 19, 2013 – FSA REFUSES REPORTING AFTER BATTERING FROM SYRIAN AIR FORCE; AMERICAN HYPOCRISY AT ALL-TIME HIGH; FSA AND AL-QAEDA RECEIVE PUNISHING BLOWS IN DAMASCUS; PROPAGANDA HILARIOUS

FIRST POST – MARCH 19, 2013 – FSA REFUSES REPORTING FROM BATTERED POSITIONS IN NORTHERN LEBANON; HUNDRED OF BOKO HARAM RATS KILLED; AMERICAN HYPOCRISY ON DISPLAY AT HIGHEST LEVEL; PUNISHING BLOWS TO TERRORIST RATS IN DAMASCUS; PROPAGANDA LEVEL AT “HILARIOUS”; RUSSIA TOTALLY ON BOARD We at SyrPer are delighted to report that the rat-command of…

February 8th, 2013 08:02 pm    4 comments

FIRST POST – FEBRUARY 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS; RAT-STATS GALORE

FIRST POT – FEBRUARY 8, 2013 – RAT-STATS GALORE FOR ALL YOU STATISTICIANS; NEW FORMAT SAA CAPTURES 6 RATS DRESSED AS WOMEN IN DARAYYA!!The Syrian Army was cleaning up the northern sector of Darayya when, lo and behold, a group of pious looking women appear with one apparent shortcoming:  they were too tall.  A smart…

September 27th, 2012 12:43 pm    4 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 27, 2012 – ANOTHER BLAST IN DAMASCUS AT THE MOD

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 27, 2012 – EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS WORK OF JOINT NATO TERRORIST SQUADS Smoke rises from the Ministry of Defense Building after the second bomb was detonated.  (Courtesy AP) On September 25, 2012,  terrorists detonated two suicide bombs inside vans packed with C-4 (Semtex) explosives.  The bombs went off at approximately 7:00 a.m.…

August 21st, 2012 03:08 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – MNS REPORTS ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS!!! Tonya LeBete reporting from Damascus; Ulysses Upton Ulrich from London; Pablo Escobar from Quito, Ecuador. In a startling new development, President Bashar Al-Assad of Syria, has offered Julian Assange, founder of Wikileaks and asylum seeker, the entire British Embassy…

July 17th, 2012 06:55 pm    Comments Off on THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THIRD POST – JULY 17, 2012 – Oh will the saints preserve us from the professional liars.  They rushed like obnoxious little squealers to tattle-tale on the Syrian army.  They pointed fingers and screamed: “Massacre” every time our army surrounded their miscreant deserters and dispatched them.  But now, they are being exposed by a whole constellation of…

May 10th, 2012 05:56 pm    Comments Off on

May 10, 2012 – FIRST POST – THE CELEBRATIONS HAVE ENDED; SARKOZY IS NOW DUST ON OUR TOILET COVER IN THE GARAGE. He has looked better.  Sarkozy expresses rage at French voters who sent him out on a long and well-deserved exile.    Nicolas Sarkozy has just been removed from the short list of nominees…

December 25th, 2011 03:13 pm    Comments Off on INFORMATION FLOWING IN ABOUT EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS;

INFORMATION FLOWING IN ABOUT EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS;

December 25, 2011 – Happy Holidays to all our readers wherever they are.  We are now receiving significant and detailed data about the twin suicide attacks in Kafr Sousa and Maydan.  We will be sharing the information which can be revealed tomorrow after we have had a chance to organize it.  Did it ever occur to anyone that Hillary Clinton…