April 7th, 2013 03:14 pm    11 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 7, 2013 – TERRORISTS SURROUNDED IN DAMASCUS; LATAKIA GRAVEYARD FOR FOREIGN JIHADISTS; YEMENI MEN VOLUNTEER TO SERVE WITH SYRIAN ARMY; COMBAT NEWS AND RAT-STATS; GLOBAL SOURCES; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

TERRORISTS ENCIRCLED IN DAMASCUS WITH NO WAY OUT: DAMASCUS: Spokesman for the Syrian Defense Ministry has announced that the encirclement of all terrorist units operating in the southern and eastern areas of Damascus is complete!  According to the spokesman, the stranglehold will put to an end the use of mortars and howitzers against suburbs of…

April 2nd, 2013 01:22 pm    4 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 2, 2013 – FSA AND AL-QAEDA RATS FACE DEATH IN HOMS AND DAMASCUS; RAT-STATS; WORLD NEWS AND NONSENSE; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

FIRST POST – APRIL 2, 2013 – FSA AND AL-QAEDA RIDE DEATH’S PALE HORSE IN HOMS AND DAMASCUS; RAT-STATS; WORLD NEWS AND NONSENSE; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT DAMASCUS: At Al-Hussayniyya and the Sayyida Zaynab Shrine, the SAA and militia literally “devastated” a brigade of rodent mercenaries.  (See photo below)  The American-trained rodents attempted to take…

March 19th, 2013 07:52 pm    11 comments

FIRST POST – MARCH 19, 2013 – FSA REFUSES REPORTING AFTER BATTERING FROM SYRIAN AIR FORCE; AMERICAN HYPOCRISY AT ALL-TIME HIGH; FSA AND AL-QAEDA RECEIVE PUNISHING BLOWS IN DAMASCUS; PROPAGANDA HILARIOUS

FIRST POST – MARCH 19, 2013 – FSA REFUSES REPORTING FROM BATTERED POSITIONS IN NORTHERN LEBANON; HUNDRED OF BOKO HARAM RATS KILLED; AMERICAN HYPOCRISY ON DISPLAY AT HIGHEST LEVEL; PUNISHING BLOWS TO TERRORIST RATS IN DAMASCUS; PROPAGANDA LEVEL AT “HILARIOUS”; RUSSIA TOTALLY ON BOARD We at SyrPer are delighted to report that the rat-command of…

February 8th, 2013 08:02 pm    4 comments

FIRST POST – FEBRUARY 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS; RAT-STATS GALORE

FIRST POT – FEBRUARY 8, 2013 – RAT-STATS GALORE FOR ALL YOU STATISTICIANS; NEW FORMAT SAA CAPTURES 6 RATS DRESSED AS WOMEN IN DARAYYA!!The Syrian Army was cleaning up the northern sector of Darayya when, lo and behold, a group of pious looking women appear with one apparent shortcoming:  they were too tall.  A smart…

September 27th, 2012 12:43 pm    4 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 27, 2012 – ANOTHER BLAST IN DAMASCUS AT THE MOD

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 27, 2012 – EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS WORK OF JOINT NATO TERRORIST SQUADS Smoke rises from the Ministry of Defense Building after the second bomb was detonated.  (Courtesy AP) On September 25, 2012,  terrorists detonated two suicide bombs inside vans packed with C-4 (Semtex) explosives.  The bombs went off at approximately 7:00 a.m.…

August 21st, 2012 03:08 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – MNS REPORTS ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS!!! Tonya LeBete reporting from Damascus; Ulysses Upton Ulrich from London; Pablo Escobar from Quito, Ecuador. In a startling new development, President Bashar Al-Assad of Syria, has offered Julian Assange, founder of Wikileaks and asylum seeker, the entire British Embassy…

July 17th, 2012 06:55 pm    Comments Off on THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THIRD POST – JULY 17, 2012 – Oh will the saints preserve us from the professional liars.  They rushed like obnoxious little squealers to tattle-tale on the Syrian army.  They pointed fingers and screamed: “Massacre” every time our army surrounded their miscreant deserters and dispatched them.  But now, they are being exposed by a whole constellation of…